A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.
I can’t believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?
To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing “clickbait” titles and links.
Russian intelligence is engaged in a clickskreig to degrade western democracies.
Another word for Commando. To describe the act of not wearing any underwear under your pants.
Are you brave enough to go Braveass?
69 to the 69th power; slang for “a lot”
I took some aspirin and now my headache is a dickjillion times better!
Draining the granny out of something is when you get every little last bit.
*person who is known for taking large sips* “hey ,can I have a sip of your drink?”
*person with drink* “sure but don’t drain the granny out of it”
Releasing negative and or toxic energy into the open
Ever since he began his campaign for Presidency , Mr. Trump has consistently polluted our minds, and atmosphere at large with his negative and toxic comments about minorities, women, and other gr…
The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.
I have a fap rotation system involvin…
What happens in one’s pants when they see something sexy and aren’t afraid to hide it.
Seeing that foxy girl turned my trousers into exclamation pants.
A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the “real-life” issues of dating.
“She met this guy online last summer, but he lives in Austin and doesn’t want to move, so they’ve struck up this very intense vacationship.”
When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you’re putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they’ll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don’t mind.
Me: No problem; it’s Murphy’s Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
a person that goes out with people way out of their league
Harry is a league skimmer because he goes/ went out with jen.
A person’s second friend; Your second bestie; the second person you want to spend time with most; BBFF.
My bestie is at work. Heck, it’s ok I have a backup bestie!
the best excuse to get what you want.
Continue buying SUVs or the terrorists have won.
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won.
Dance naked in front of me or the terrorists have won.
When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.
I was trying to be polite but was nerve racked by the dreaded Dinner Sweats.
The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their “rectangle”. The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.
“Having some rectangle time there, I see” she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.
I can’t Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.
Fuck work,
I’m gonna Trump today.
The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.
My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.
When you really need to nap but can’t.
” I’m suffering from some severe napstipation!” “Ouch man you’re napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!”
When you really need to nap but can’t.
” I’m suffering from some severe napstipation!” “Ouch man you’re napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!”