virtual date

When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell 🙂


“Man i wish we could go see a movie”

well why don’t we just have a virtual date?

“sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix”.

Cigarettiquette

“Cigarette Etiquette”

The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.

Examples:

– Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked

– Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker

– Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray

– Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers

– Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette

– Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet

– Respecting the lucky cigarette

– Respecting the space of non-smokers


“Hey, that’s my last dart, where’s your Cigarettiquette?”

“Dead guy Bryan doesn’t take Cynthia’s last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette”

IYKWIM

Acronym. Stands for “If you know what I mean”. Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with “AITYD” (and I think you do).


“I could really go for a tossed salad for lunch.”

“Oh, I’ve got a salad for you to toss, IYKWIM…AITYD.”

Lent Trap

/lɛnt træp/ noun

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.


1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe’s got me stuck in a Lent Trap.

2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever.