Accidental Anal

When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc…) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term “accidental anal” refers to that occurrence.


“Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal.”

“I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man’s tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic.”

“The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we’re all walking a little slower this morning.”

Accidental Anal

When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc…) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term “accidental anal” refers to that occurrence.


“Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal.”

“I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man’s tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic.”

“The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we’re all walking a little slower this morning.”

trumpaggedon

A global arena of havoc, hysteria and fear created by a single individual and his or her cohorts who have the wealth, position and power to instill agendas based in greed through endless, unexpected atrocities and horrors upon the innocence of an unknowing and unprepared world.


“Within months of the regime’s rise to power and influence, world populations began to realize each day forward was leading all peoples and nations closer and closer to trumpaggedon.”

Galories

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories


Girl, I’ve gained so much weight even though I’m using Herbalife.

Uh, it’s all them galories you’ve been eating in addition to your diet.

Cray grammar

What grammar?

Cray grammar is the definition of “fucking terrible”. Not even one sentence has proper grammar.

I can’t believe he hasn’t learned..


“I cant gone there if ive being there”

“I DIDINT HAD DONE THAT”

“OMFG U DONT UNDERTOOD ANY THING I SAY YOU AND YOU PRETENDING TO BEEN HAXED”

“I believe you’re gonna learn a new launuage now.”

“Mnpn why the fuck would you add a such rule like that.”

“hes always in the pain in the butt”

“STOP BEING SUSPICOSUS”

“IM DIEING WITH THIS HOORBILE PICTURE X_X”

“Sersiouly when i block him he just goes to somebody else to let me unblock him”

“i didin’t feel let mikos being in here”

“i already finshed quarantie'”

Oh my god.. Cray grammar!

party sludge

noun. The mixture of spilt booze, puke, dirt and sweat that accumulates on the floor during a party in any frat house or dank basement. Often destroys any white shoes, particularly white ones


“Aw man, I have to get this party sludge off my nice new shoes in time for Easter.”

Bed Crumbs

noun

small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.

bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as

-eating in bed

-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN

-dumping glitter on your sheets

-letting homeless people sleep in your bed

-being slutty

(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)


-When you’re eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you’re sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food – bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed – bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!

-“Don’t put your feet on my bed, I don’t want any bed crumbs.”

-“Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!”

-“You know it’s time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs.”