Teeth Paste
A special form of tooth paste designed to work on multiple teeth simultaneously.
This teeth paste is awesome! Gone are the days of tirelessly scrubbing one tooth at a time.
Milkshake Duck
Someone who gains sudden fame for something nice and positive, only to soon after be revealed as a deeply flawed character with terrible opinions and/or a shady past, often involving corrosive social/political ideologies, which quickly tarnishes their fame and the good will people momentarily had towards them.
“The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist” -@pixelatedboat via Twitter
Bona Dude
A modern legal term, _Bona Dude_ means “in good dude” in a cross of Legal Latin and Modern English. The term stresses the entirely “good dude” nature of the person to whom it refers. A “bona dude” is sincere and earnest about being a good dude.
First used by @SCOTUSblog on Twitter, 2017 June 26.
The Supreme Court of the United States lifts injunction against travel ban, except with respect to individuals with _bona dude_ relationship to the US.
Broflake
Member of the alt-right who proudly shouts their free-speech warrior credentials but lose their minds when a fellow member is critcized.
I see a mass of Dave Rubin’s broflakes have had Contrapoint’s video kicked off YouTube.
tickets to policeman’s ball
Defination:
To pay off a cop. a bribe, A “Shakedown”,
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.
ex: “Theres a $500.OO fine for That!”,
“Or, you could buy a coupl’a –tickets to Policeman’s Ball” , “50 bucks each, 2-3 should do”
( No, there was no ‘Real’ Ball/Dance). c.t
fartoholic
Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.
‘Stan, you’re a real fartoholic’
‘So?’
‘You stink.’
She Shed
The female equivalent to a Man Cave.
Wife: Hey, your going to your Man Cave?
Husband: Yep. Need some me time.
Wife: That’s okay, I have my she shed.
Milly rock
A dance a turn up dance where you wave your hands & move your body
I Milly rock on Any Block
Kushner eyes
Soulless eyes devoid of compassion, empathy, humor or basic human feeling, most often scanning the perimeter for prey.
That dead shark has some Kushner eyes
kleptocracy
A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.
That country is a kleptocracy in which nothing is accomplished without greasing the palms of government officials.
fidget spinner
A pacifier for the hands
“Hey, look, he’s feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!
Dadalicious
A “dad” or “father” that has managed to stay hot, hip, happenin’ and relevent despite his children’s claims that he has “no game”.
Check out Neill’s dad… he is still so cool! He is dadalicious!
Flirt to Convert
The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church
Person 1: How did you get him to come to church?
Person 2: I just had to flirt to convert.
Trump-years
An inverse analogue to “dog-years,” in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known).
Now, “Trump-years” defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.
“My God, I’ve gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Trump-years. By the time we get him out in 2020 I will be over one hundred Trump-years-old! ”
Trump AF
Basically, doing or saying any of the horrible things that Trump would do.
“Let’s have a party, but not invite any minorities.”
“Dude, no. That’s Trump AF! ”
paris pullout
When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as …
danananana batman
The theme song or opening of the old school version, of batman. it mainy appears when batman suddenly jumps out of no where and then the theme song plays. this song is a trademark of the popular series, ”Batman.”
Music: danananananananaaana
People:BATMAN!
(Batman Appears)
danananana batman
Gronking
Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.
Gronking a department store mannequin leg.
Fart of deception
This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.
Je…