come heavy
To walk in carrying a loaded weapon. From The Sopranos
You shouldn’t have lunch with a Russian drug dealer unless you come heavy.
car crotch
The rashy, matted and uncomfortable state of ones crotch after a lengthy car ride.
I don’t know about you but I’m getting real bad car crotch over here.
car crotch
The rashy, matted and uncomfortable state of ones crotch after a lengthy car ride.
I don’t know about you but I’m getting real bad car crotch over here.
gdi
God Damn Independent, a college student that is not in a fraternity/sorority.
What frat are you in? Frat!?!?! Fuck that, I’m GDI!
take a seat young skywalker
A phrase used in the Star Wars prequel Episode III Revenge of the Sith. The line is said by Mace Windu
Person 1: You’re on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It’s unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
take a seat young skywalker
A phrase used in the Star Wars prequel Episode III Revenge of the Sith. The line is said by Mace Windu
Person 1: You’re on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It’s unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
cleptopenia
The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
Da Vinci
1. implies a conspiracy, like a conspiracy theorist. In reference to the book “The Da Vinci Code.”
2. a reference to Leonardo da Vinci: scientist, inventor, and artist.
1. “I don’t mean to start getting all Da Vinci…”
2. Da Vinci was a genius of the Enlightenment.
3. “I da vinci my muthafuken way through school.”
deface
To remove a ‘friendship’ from facebook due to having either accidentily adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.
“Yeah, there was this guy in my network who added me. I thought he looked ok, but his updates were really cramping my news feed, so I had to deface him.”
“I went on a date with a girl I met a week before and like the day after our date she changed her status to ‘in a relationship.’ I defaced her.”
bananaficiary
The person to whom you give your bananas once they are too ripe for you.
I’m Jeanette’s bananaficiary. Once her bananas lose all their green color, she gives them to me!
bananaficiary
The person to whom you give your bananas once they are too ripe for you.
I’m Jeanette’s bananaficiary. Once her bananas lose all their green color, she gives them to me!
Google Girlfriend
An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.
Richard: Hey guys look at my girlfriend!
Brett: Cool! shes good looking where is she from?
Richard: Google
Brett: So she is a g…
Google Girlfriend
An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.
Richard: Hey guys look at my girlfriend!
Brett: Cool! shes good looking where is she from?
Richard: Google
Brett: So she is a g…
mac daddy
The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.
"Oh baby – you ma mac daddy!"…
mac daddy
The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.
"Oh baby – you ma mac daddy!"…
courtesy fart
When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe’s rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
courtesy fart
When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe’s rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
gu
Acronym for "geographically undesirable."
"Great guy and all, but totally gu — he lives all the way in Boerum Hill!"
Transitive Property
1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.
2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.
3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.
1. Angle XYZ is congruent to angle BAC by the transitive property.
2. I got with Dana yesterday, she got with Joe the day before… Now I’ve hooked up with Joe by the transitive property… damn.
3. We all unknowingly pulled a massive transitive property by hooking up with Julie.