A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, and uses it for attention and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Orange Faced Shit-gibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.
“I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he’s not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man’s a real twitler.”
Finally – my workstation has more than just a cup holder – it can make toast! Up to 4 pieces every 30 minutes. Or toaster pastries.
One of my favorite tattoo fails. 🙂 No worries, Mr. Never Don’t Give Up Arm Tattoo Guy – we won’t not never.
There are so many flavors to choose from!
Interesting correlation between Internet Explorer (IE) market share and murder rate.
Years ago, I recall Steve Martin saying he worked as turtle boy, but he gave it up to be a rag picker behind the supermarket. Perhaps this lovely image inspired…
They need those fancy feets for dancing.
What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans.
A: Dude, I fuckin hate them immigrants!
B: Well whaddaya think your great great great grand father was?
n. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled people.
Since it takes the worst type of person to become a successful politician, all democracies will eventually become kakistocracies.
basically donald trump, bc he’s a big ‘ol white lump of overcomb + cheeto dust skin
dang, did you see donald lump in the news today? he was looking extra orange and lumpy.
a new healthcare insurance system where you automatically lose your health coverage if you are sick or poor.
I went to the emergency room after the accident, they said, “we can’t help you, you’ve got trumpcare.”
When you go to a foreign country, order a presidential suite, and get videotaped watching two prostitutes pee on each other.
Guy 1: Dude when I went to Brazil, I totally got the Trump treatment!
Guy 2: Classic Trump treatment!
T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain
Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies
The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.
After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the “dishonest” media for suggesting that she might be lying.
“The Stupidest explanation is always the right one”
Guy1: “Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee’s cause Global Warming?”
Guy2: “Chalk another one up to Trump’s Razor”
