Catch these thumbs
Fighting or serving/ about to serve your opponent an ass whoopin in video game.
Person 1: okay, play me on Mortal Kombat and I’ll beat you. Person 2: Oh really! Boiii your gonna catch these thumbs!
re-accommodate
to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.
“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers.” (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)
voluntold
forciby volunteered. A task that was once voluntary has now been ordered to you.
“You slack ass ensigns. Since none of you are going to volunteer, consider yourselves all voluntold. See you tomorrow morning at 0600.”
Romnesia
(1) To flip-flop.
(2) To black out.
“If you say you’re for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you’d sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work — you might have Romnesia.”
“Man, I think I have Romnesia. I went out last night and when I woke up this morning, my dog was strapped to the roof of my car. No clue how it got up there.”
TrumpStamp
Someone who wears an obvious hairpiece.
Hey Jim, when did you gat that TrumpStamp there on your head?
backseat buyer
A person who gets excited over other people’s future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well.
Can also be used as an adjective and verb.
“I’m such a backseat buyer; I love helping my friends choose stuff as much as buying something for myself!”
“Whenever I think about getting a new gadget, my father goes backseat buyer.”
“If you don’t stop backseat buying right now I’m going to smack you.”
Pho Queue
(n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho
Man #1: Dude, I am not going to stand in this pho queue !
Man #2: Fuck you !
Man #1: No. Dude, I said pho queue…
supposably
It actually is a word: capable of being conjectured or imagined.
This word was popularized in an episode of Friends in the second season.
Did they go to the zoo?
Supposably…
piss in the wind
Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
Street Creep
1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos.
2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.
Did you see the news? Those Street Creeps are taking…
cloud plans
When you and someone else make arrangements to hang out but the plans we’re not officially made, therefore they can diminish like a cloud in the sky
“So are you and __ hanging out later?”
“I don’t know, we made cloud plans”
April Tool
Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.
“I totally did your mom last night!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!!”
“That guy is such an April Tool.”
cranking the hog
Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.
Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.
Comfermative
When you confirm the affirmative.
On the news tonight it was comfermative that the weather was hot.
Comfermative
When you confirm the affirmative.
On the news tonight it was comfermative that the weather was hot.
Breitbastard
Unapologetic un-PC alpha male conservative fan of Breitbart news
I hate Sean. He voted for Trump. Fucking Breitbastard
Selfiecide
When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.
This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.
Jizzneyland
When a city or town specifically zones an area for “adult” businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the “Jizzneyland” zone last night? I’m not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.