sound byte hoe
Anyone who only gets on tv to give a worthless opinion about a major topic just to be relevant
45 will do and say anything about sports but refuses to address real issues. He’s such a sound byte hoe.
betrumped
Old word (approx 1600s) for swindled.
I’ve been betrumped! He cheated me out of winning the election.
betrumped
Old word (approx 1600s) for swindled.
I’ve been betrumped! He cheated me out of winning the election.
virtual date
When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell 🙂
“Man i wish we could go see a movie”
well why don’t we just have a virtual date?
“sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix”.
thought itch
It’s a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can’t remember it.
I have a thought itch I can’t remember.
Dotard
An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn’t calm down .
Cigarettiquette
“Cigarette Etiquette”
The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.
Examples:
– Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
– Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
– Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
– Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers
– Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette
– Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
– Respecting the lucky cigarette
– Respecting the space of non-smokers
“Hey, that’s my last dart, where’s your Cigarettiquette?”
“Dead guy Bryan doesn’t take Cynthia’s last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette”
lap error
When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party’s.
Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!
tea off
When you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting.
“Yo Kyle, we’re f*cking having a tea off on saturday.”
click itch
An everlasting feeling of need to start clicking, usually on social sites such as Facebook, Instagram, Google, Pinterest, etc.
I can’t stop searching Pinterest, I’ve got a click itch.
yassderday
When something really great happened the day prior.
Person #1: Last night’s party was lit!
Person #2: Yaaassss, yassderday’s party was soooo liiittt
hirp
A Hiccup burp.
The painful eruption of gas flowing up the esophagus, while simultaneously hiccuping.
Josh: “arghhaaaaHhhs”
Justin: “wtf was that?”
Josh: “oh you know, I HIRPED.”
IYKWIM
Acronym. Stands for “If you know what I mean”. Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with “AITYD” (and I think you do).
“I could really go for a tossed salad for lunch.”
“Oh, I’ve got a salad for you to toss, IYKWIM…AITYD.”
Lent Trap
/lɛnt træp/ noun
In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.
1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe’s got me stuck in a Lent Trap.
2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever.
Cruzing
Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught “liking” one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.
I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.
dinner reprise
A heady way to say leftovers
Mom, I’m sick of leftovers. Don’t think of them as leftovers but as a “dinner reprise”.
Gasterbation
It’s when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.
He used gasterbation to get all gas out.
cospainting
Cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint.
Oh, wow, dude! Look at the guy cospainting as Bonnie the Bunny!
Hush Puppie Highway
Walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
no one wanted to pick me up so I had to take the hush puppie highway.