A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they’re too lazy to get out of their chair.
Dilbert, over in Engineering, is such a fax potato. He sent me 15 faxes this week. What, he can’t leave his office to run me a READABLE spec sheet?
A hybrid of ghosting and gaslighting. Ceasing all communication with someone and then, when they attempt to contact you, pretending like you have no idea who they are or what they are talking about.
John: “Guys, did you hear what Christina did?”
Catherine: “No, what?”
John: “She was too chicken sh*t to quit her job, so she just didn’t show up and then when her boss, Will, called her, she acted like she didn’t know who he was!”
Catherine: “Oh, wow, she’s totally ghostlighting that dude, eh?”
A phrase that entails the other speaker in the conversation to elaborate on their point. It is usually used to propel the energy of the conversation. Similar to the phrases “dayuum”, “sheeeet” and “preach brotha”
“You’re so fucking dumb that you think “Mytosis” is another way to refer to your own toes.
“ooooh damn speak on that”
“yeh”
Thanksgiving in jail.
Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.
This solution worked on a Windows 10 machine with multiple monitors and GPUs. After a Windows 10 update that replaced my Nvidia graphics drivers, Windows booted to black screens. Various other fixes failed. Working solution Boot to Safe Mode Win10 is fast, so getting into safe mode blind can be tricky. Even if you turn…
a outie belly button
bruh, belly nipples are so gross.
belly nipple?
an outie belly button
noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.
The printer is jammed and Susan has a meeting in 10 minutes. She’s got a horrible case of office rage today.
noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.
The printer is jammed and Susan has a meeting in 10 minutes. She’s got a horrible case of office rage today.
Where a group of girls have all been through relationships with fuckboy bellends and decide to no longer be a rug for them to walk on. They form a group where together, they constantly encourage each other to take no shit from insignificant others that are not worth their time. This is done via group chat or weekly lunches.
I wouldn’t mess with that sassterhood if I were you…
The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn’t realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.
I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.
follow someone on twitter in hopes of them following you back, thus becoming mutuals.
when i first saw your account, i thought you were cool, so i thought i’d apply for a mutual.
1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to deat…
1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to deat…
When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.
“Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”
The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most
"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"
The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most
"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"