OOTD
“Outfit Of the Day”
Usually used on fashion blogs, or other places where people show others that they are wearing or have worn.
“Here is my OOTD.”
Same as “Here is my outfit of the day.”
OOTD
“Outfit Of the Day”
Usually used on fashion blogs, or other places where people show others that they are wearing or have worn.
“Here is my OOTD.”
Same as “Here is my outfit of the day.”
The Bannon
The act of self-fellatio
The young man pulled his back muscles while attempting the Bannon.
Political meaning: When patting yourself on the back just isn’t enough…go for the Bannon
Slave to the gram
When one is willing to go to extreme heights in order to obtain an instagram photo, possibly risking injury.
She only ski-dived for the instagram , she’s a slave to the gram
chain scrolling
When you have the tablet scrolling Twitter and the phone scrolling Instagram.
My lady has graduated from AOL to chain scrolling.
chain scrolling
When you have the tablet scrolling Twitter and the phone scrolling Instagram.
My lady has graduated from AOL to chain scrolling.
twittatorship
A dictatorship that is attempted through late night Twitter decrees, that have no legal leverage .
Trump seems to think he can run the country by Twittatorship.
Pissgate
The scandal in which there may or may not be a tape of the President getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes
I cant believe the President is caught up in this pissgate
pull a Trump
To blatantly keep asserting a lie, despite the overwhelming and obvious facts to the contrary.
Real Estate Salesman tried to pull a Trump, as he stood next to me on the empty lot, he kept insisting that the building located on the lot was currently…
pull a Trump
To blatantly keep asserting a lie, despite the overwhelming and obvious facts to the contrary.
Real Estate Salesman tried to pull a Trump, as he stood next to me on the empty lot, he kept insisting that the building located on the lot was currently…
Burner
A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.
‘There is burners all over the street.’
Burner
A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.
‘There is burners all over the street.’
zuckerversary
When you celebrate a year of friendship on Facebook.
Jim: Hey Steve, we’ve been friends for six years on Facebook. Happy zuckerversary!
sauna bomb
Running into a sauna naked and pooping on the heat source
I was having a relaxing schvitz when Trump totally sauna bombed and blamed it on Obama.
mooch
Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn’t give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
Cannabusiness
The fine art of selling weed.
“hey Aaron”
“ey”
“soo i uhh… heard you were in the business.”
“what?”
“the cannabusiness?”
Cannabusiness
The fine art of selling weed.
“hey Aaron”
“ey”
“soo i uhh… heard you were in the business.”
“what?”
“the cannabusiness?”
Sleep Mode
To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.
Husband: “……….” (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)
Wife: “Whatcha thinking about?”
Husband: “……….Nothing.” (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)