venntersection
The lens/football-shaped area where circles of a Venn diagram overlap/intersect.
The venntersection of employed college graduates and people who can afford nice homes in the San Francisco Bay Area is shockingly small.
fanny flutters
Fanny flutters is when you see someone and get a slight tingling sensation in your private area. It could suggest you could have some sort of have sexual chemistry with them and want so have sexual interactions with them to or just find them extremely…
short hairs
A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very dif…
short hairs
A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very dif…
CRB
Cock Rules Brain
Any man in an excited state looses control over is body and his Cock rules his Brain (CRB )
H/C
Fanfiction term meaning hurt/comfort. One character often gets hurt in the story while the other comforts him/her.
That Jim/Blair story was purely H/C.
no cap
Usually means No lie. Someone usually uses this after saying an unbelievable statement or asking a serious question.
Kayla: How do I look?
Brianna: No cap, you look a mess.
no cap
Usually means No lie. Someone usually uses this after saying an unbelievable statement or asking a serious question.
Kayla: How do I look?
Brianna: No cap, you look a mess.
Trump Disease
Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.
This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president’s lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth – ahem – Trump Disease in the coming years.
John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.
Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It’s Trump Disease.
John: Fuuuuck.
Russiablican
A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia’s verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.
A Russiablican such as Donald Trump will not sign a bill to create a congressional committee to investigate Russian hacking because he deliberately asked for it, then received immense benefit from it. -MR
omarosa
An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.
I don’t like really like that guy, but after seeing him stand up to that bully, he’s my omarosa.
lugged
To Be Lugged; Having luggage lost/stolen at a bus stop, dock, train station, or airport.
I was lugged by British Airways last month.
reflectophobia
the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).
guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it’s fine you just have reflectophobia
Clout Demon
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them a…
Funding secured.
When you have no idea where you’re gonna get the money.
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: “Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.” SEC opens investigation next day.
Me to my new girl: “Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured.” Let’s hope for a windfall…
Bitechsual
When someone is an expert in more than type of technology.
Dude do you have an iPhone? Yes but I also use an Android, I’m bitechsual.
text massage
When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"
Decacucked
In bowling, one is said to have been decacucked if he knocks down all of the pins except the ten (deca) pin in one roll.
“Decacucked!” Said Ryan, as he walked away from the lane after missing the ten pin
6 minutes
It took 6 minutes…