Trump Disease
Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.
This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president’s lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth – ahem – Trump Disease in the coming years.
John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.
Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It’s Trump Disease.
John: Fuuuuck.