reply guy

1. A man who behaves in an overly familiar way and is always replying to the social media messages of a woman he doesn’t know or is barely acquainted with.

2. An annoying man who replies to social media messages, in general – whether this annoyance is due to a perceived know-it-all attitude, excessive familiarity, banal arguments that the annoyed user doesn’t feel compelled to reply to again and again, or violation of some imagined pecking order.


Mental health improves 120% when reply guys are blocked or muted

smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that’s just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren’t generally considered artists.


She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he’s just smocking.

The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.


The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons… but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.


The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons… but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!