Shoulder Dancing
Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.
She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.
Trigger warning
Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated …
Trigger warning
Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated …
forcememe
1. when someone who knows little about memes tries to use one in an attempt to sound cool.OR2. tries way too hard to make something into a meme.
Yo, my local church has a grumpy cat meme in one of the rooms trying to get people to go to confession….
forcememe
1. when someone who knows little about memes tries to use one in an attempt to sound cool.OR2. tries way too hard to make something into a meme.
Yo, my local church has a grumpy cat meme in one of the rooms trying to get people to go to confession….
i got plugs
I have connections
I know people
I am somebodaay you feel meee
– Oh you work at Victoria’s Secret can you hook a sistah up?
– I do not work there anymore…
– Oh crap!
– Don’t worry gurrl, I got plugs, i’ll hook you up
i got plugs
I have connections
I know people
I am somebodaay you feel meee
– Oh you work at Victoria’s Secret can you hook a sistah up?
– I do not work there anymore…
– Oh crap!
– Don’t worry gurrl, I got plugs, i’ll hook you up
Glam Shaming
Glam shaming takes place when one person shames another for grooming, primping or spending extra time (most often in inappropriate places) adjusting or fixing their appearance.
Damn, Tiffani! Will you please stop brushing your hair and applying lip gloss during grandpa’s memorial service!
Tiffani: Shut up! Stop glam shaming me!
White People Shit
Also known as “WPS”. Usually associated with extreme sports, activity with dangerous animals, or large acts of terrorism.
Tyrone: “What are you doing?”
Blake: “Prepping for this wingsuit course I’m going to take off the crest of Mount Everest. You should come!”
Tyrone: “Naw man. That’s some white people shit.
Hitting Skins
Having sex. Comes from the Irish phrase for sex – "bualadh craiceann". The phrase "bualadh leathair" is also used, and literally means "hitting leather"
I was hitting skins with your mom last night.
Trendetarian
A person that cuts a certain food out of their diet because of a trend
Jessica became a trendetarian because her favourite magazine told her gluten is bad.
Pun Fucker
A complete imbecile who devotes their time to telling awful puns to peers around them, only to piss everyone off to feed from their reactions like a parasite.
Billy: Knock knock!
Jeff: Ughh… Who’s there, Billy…
Billy: Car!
Jeff: Oh for god’s sake, car who?
Billy: I know you don’t “car” for my jokes!
Jeff: Billy, I hate you so much you goddamn pun fucker…
rat status
(adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer
Kelsey: “Dude, my boyfriend wouldn’t get out of bed so then I farted on him”
Liz: “Dude, that’s so rat status”
sad handjob blumpkin never no talahassee gas mask GROGAN cum dumpster rat rodent sewer rat sewer drainer
Viking Chicken Man – Surveillance Cam Performance Art
Some friends said hello at a gallery opening, and before we parted ways let me know not to leave any more egg cartons on their porch.
Romancing the Bone
A euphemism for masturbation.
I’m so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.
Romancing the Bone
A euphemism for masturbation.
I’m so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.
Let Your Nuts Hang
A phrase coined by popular rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine,which made the term mainstream. The term means to flex show you’re the best, be yourself , and keep it real. The phrase can also be said as let your nuts drag.
All my niggas really gang bang, talk that damn slang, rap about it, do the same thing, let your nuts hang.
Talk your shit, let your nuts drag, nigga.
wook
Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).
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wook
Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).
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Doucette
A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.
Yo, don’t go in there for about fifteen minutes. Some bitch just dropped a nasty doucette in the shitter.
Doucette
A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.
Yo, don’t go in there for about fifteen minutes. Some bitch just dropped a nasty doucette in the shitter.