WTTCA
welcome to the conversation asshole
think about it!!! someone isnt paying attention, and you have said something 100 gabillion times!!
Foul-weather friend
A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.
He is a foul-weather friend, he is always there for me but I never see him when I’m happy.
It be like that sometimes
Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.
1.You: Man these jordans are really getting high priced…
Me: It be like that sometimes…
2.You: I gotta go all the way to the airport to pick up my aunt…
Me…
riding herd
When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work
I’m riding herd on our goddamn government to do something!
Jangry
Being angry because you’re jealous of something; similar to “hangry” but because of inadequacy rather than a lack of food.
Tyler: See Jeff’s text? I’m feeling jangry.Drew: Me too.
ripperoni
What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."
Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "…
a necessary defense
In Minot, North Dakota, a small town stuck…
absolute unit
Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.
craftsman’s stela
I wonder how the pharaohs feel…
Socks off
Australian Idiom1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.2. A command given to assist one in relaxing
"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly a…
Collusion
when you meet with Russian officials to plot a mission to interfere with the U.S democratic election and you know that it’s wrong so you lie about it ever happening
“The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father.
This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump”
This collusion would really help your dad get elected!
“Thanks Rob I appreciate that. I am on the road at the moment but perhaps I just speak to Emin first. Seems we have some time and if it’s what you say I love it especially later in the summer. Could we do a call first thing next week when I am back?”
I am so excited for this collusion! My dad will be so pleased!
* meeting occurs *
“Did I meet with people that were Russian? I’m sure, I’m sure I did, but none that were set up. None that I can think of at the moment. And certainly none that I was representing the campaign in any way, shape or form.”
I never colluded with Russia!
On the eve of your abandonment
i have adored you so…
solid maybe
When you probably can’t do something but don’t want to eliminate the possibility. Also, it is nicer than “probably not”.
My answer on if I can go is a solid maybe.
NBS
No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
content creator
A fancy word for Youtuber that tries to sugercoat the worthlessness of the profession.
Youtuber: “I’m a content creator.”
Normal Person: “Still struggling to hold down a job, then?”
L
Catching an L means catching a loss. In this sense, you catch an L if you say something stupid or, if you try to sound intelligent but are proved wrong.
1. Sarah says, “Has anyone ever noticed that “Santa” has the same letters as Satan? Isn’t that weird? What are your thoughts?”
Cathy responds, “And Santa is also the word for Saint in many languages. And since the figure of Santa Claus is based off SAINT Nicholas, its not surprising. So nice try, but you failed.”
In that case, Sarah caught an L because she tried to prove an invalid point.
touristaurant
Expensive restaurants with horrible food that people still go to for the prime location or atmosphere.
Barbara: "Want to eat at this place? It has a beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower!"
Shmit: "Nah, that place is a total touristauran…
Bust down
A very expensive piece of jewelry (specifically expensive watch) that has a broken down value to the brand but flooded with many diamonds around the breguets, wristband & also face of the jewelry
I just bought this bust down rollie, cost about …
Bust down
A very expensive piece of jewelry (specifically expensive watch) that has a broken down value to the brand but flooded with many diamonds around the breguets, wristband & also face of the jewelry
I just bought this bust down rollie, cost about …
marina queen
A boat that rarely leaves her slip or dock.
That marina queen isn’t too hard on her sails but the batteries sure take a beating.