Stupid Watergate

1. “…a scandal that we’ve been referring to as ‘Stupid Watergate’, because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid.”

A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series ‘Last Week Tonight’ referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump’s campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.


I can’t believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does ‘House of Cards‘ seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally “Stupid Watergate.”

Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it’s a flex, and if it happens all the time, it’s chronic. It’s most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.


Example 1

“Man it’s hot out. I haven’t been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school.”

“Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?”

Example 2

“I’m vegan.”

Example 3

“I’m a size medium… I haven’t been able to wear a small since I started lifting.”

“Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too.”