2019

Sharpiegate

A Twitter trend that started after Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hurricane Dorian was going to strike Alabama (their local weather service told him otherwise). Despite the evidence of being proven wrong, Trump held a press conference in the Oval Office with a National Weather Service map apparently doctored with a cone shape displayed on parts of Alabama in a black marker.

It’s embarrassing, possibly illegal and an especially strong indicator on just how insecure the President is. Instead of manning up and admitting that he made boo-boo, he prefers to whine about how “fake news” is being mean to him.

Sharpiegate makes me long for a a real leader

Sharpiegate

A Twitter trend that started after Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hurricane Dorian was going to strike Alabama (their local weather service told him otherwise). Despite the evidence of being proven wrong, Trump held a press conference in the Oval Office with a National Weather Service map apparently doctored with a cone shape displayed on parts of Alabama in a black marker.

It’s embarrassing, possibly illegal and an especially strong indicator on just how insecure the President is. Instead of manning up and admitting that he made boo-boo, he prefers to whine about how “fake news” is being mean to him.

Sharpiegate makes me long for a a real leader

womble

idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people’s time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn’t apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else’s time.

That person is a fucking womble.

Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit

womble

idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people’s time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn’t apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else’s time.

That person is a fucking womble.

Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit

big girl’s blouse

British slang term for a wimpy, emasculated and weak man. In particular, one who complains immoderately.

Ya big girl’s blouse! Grow a pair why don’t ya.

big girl’s blouse

British slang term for a wimpy, emasculated and weak man. In particular, one who complains immoderately.

Ya big girl’s blouse! Grow a pair why don’t ya.

Kraft Dinner

What they call Macaroni & Cheese in Canada. The box actually says "Kraft Dinner" where it would normally say "Macaroni & Cheese". In Canada they accept this as perfectly normal.

"Kraft" is, of course, the compa…

Nuclear take

the most extreme version of a hot take. something that almost nobody except the most insane people would ever agree with

“The man was arguing for pedophilia being legal. This isn’t even a hot take anymore, it’s a god damn nuclear take”

Nuclear take

the most extreme version of a hot take. something that almost nobody except the most insane people would ever agree with

“The man was arguing for pedophilia being legal. This isn’t even a hot take anymore, it’s a god damn nuclear take”

duhmerican

An utterly foolish or senseless, often racist person who comes from the United States and knows nothing about the rest of the world. Generally a Trump loving, NRA fanboy, complete moron.

On the news today there were hundreds of duhmericans at the T…

lowkey a goddess

BEYONCE

beyonce is lowkey a goddess
Honey its just the queen herself

lowkey a goddess

BEYONCE

beyonce is lowkey a goddess
Honey its just the queen herself

vsco girl

the tumblr girls of 2019, you’ll probably catch them wearing a scrunchie, tube top, puka shell necklace, white vans or birkenstocks and don’t forget the hydroflask to finish off the look

Look at her instagram feed she’s such a vsco girl

vsco girl

the tumblr girls of 2019, you’ll probably catch them wearing a scrunchie, tube top, puka shell necklace, white vans or birkenstocks and don’t forget the hydroflask to finish off the look

Look at her instagram feed she’s such a vsco girl

hit dem folks

A new dance when you raise your hand over your head and lift your leg

While daquan was hitting the whip I was killing the hit dem folks

hit dem folks

A new dance when you raise your hand over your head and lift your leg

While daquan was hitting the whip I was killing the hit dem folks

add oil

A Chinese expression of encouragement, often heard during sporting events or right before exams.

Chinese: 加油

Mandarin: Jia1 You2

Cantonese: Ga1 Yau4

P1: I’m so screwed for this final. I haven’t studied all semester.

P2: You’ll do fine. Add oil!

P1: (participating in a sporting event)

P2: GA1 YAU4! GA1 YAU4!

add oil

A Chinese expression of encouragement, often heard during sporting events or right before exams.

Chinese: 加油

Mandarin: Jia1 You2

Cantonese: Ga1 Yau4

P1: I’m so screwed for this final. I haven’t studied all semester.

P2: You’ll do fine. Add oil!

P1: (participating in a sporting event)

P2: GA1 YAU4! GA1 YAU4!

broship

A non-romantic pairing of two (or more) characters together. It focuses on the their relationship as friends, or occasionally as real blood-related brothers.

May be written as: “bro ship”, “broship” or “bro!ship”

Relatable to: BrOTP

Ace, Luffy, and Sabo have the best bro!ship ever!

I love Edward and Al, they’re my number one broship.

Yep, I bro!ship those two.

Shadowban

A Shadowban is an excuse trolls and sad people use to justify why no one bothers to read, reply or like the content that they post online. They assume that it must be because their content is hidden from public view, in fact they’re just boring.

I know for sure I’ve been shadowbanned because hardly anyone comments or likes my posts on Twitter. It’s definitely a shadowban conspiracy because I know, I’m like, genius, and everyone would be amazed by my super-radical views.

Shadowban

A Shadowban is an excuse trolls and sad people use to justify why no one bothers to read, reply or like the content that they post online. They assume that it must be because their content is hidden from public view, in fact they’re just boring.

I know for sure I’ve been shadowbanned because hardly anyone comments or likes my posts on Twitter. It’s definitely a shadowban conspiracy because I know, I’m like, genius, and everyone would be amazed by my super-radical views.