Promposal

(n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to the prom; is the combination of the words “prom” and “proposal.”


Jake: I’m thinking about how I’ll do my promposal…

Sean: Who’re you going to ask?

Jake: Well, I haven’t decided yet.

Sean: You have to decide before you ask someone to prom!

uglyhot

A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.


“Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!”

“He’s not hot, he’s uglyhot.”

“Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I’d totally do him.”

uglyhot

A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.


“Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!”

“He’s not hot, he’s uglyhot.”

“Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I’d totally do him.”

Banana Etiquette

If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who’s in your vicinty if they would like a banana.


James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he’ll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.

Banana Etiquette

If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who’s in your vicinty if they would like a banana.


James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he’ll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.

snowffeur

The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that’s already had all the windows scraped.


My husband will be picking me up from work today so I’m not too worried about the snow. He’s such a nice snowffeur!