snowffeur

The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that’s already had all the windows scraped.


My husband will be picking me up from work today so I’m not too worried about the snow. He’s such a nice snowffeur!

Lace Front

Hood term for lace front wigs, which have become extremely popular since Beyonce started wearing them a few years ago. The hair line is glued to the scalp, which gives the wig such a realistic appearance.


Ever since Beyonce started wearing them lace fronts, everybody’s been buying them up.

edgelord

Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic.


“The human race is a blight upon the world, what’s wrong with all you people? Honestly I’m just waiting for the next plague to happen,” -Johnny Edge

” Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord” -Johnny Everyone

edgelord

Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic.


“The human race is a blight upon the world, what’s wrong with all you people? Honestly I’m just waiting for the next plague to happen,” -Johnny Edge

” Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord” -Johnny Everyone

disadulation

n. Excessive abuse or criticism

A word created by applying the prefix dis-, meaning the opposite of, to the noun adulation, meaning excessive flattery or admiration.


Dwight: Three demerits and you will receive a citation.

Jim: Now that sounds serious.

Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you’re looking at a violation. Four of those, and you’ll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you’re looking at a written warning. Two of those, that’ll land you in a world of hurt: in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

Jim: Which would be me.

Dwight: ….. That is correct.

Jim: Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.

Dwight: What’s a dis- … what’s that?

Jim: Oh, you don’t wanna know.

Tracing the bowl

A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.


“Damn dude, you were gone a long time… is everything ok?”

“Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times”

“Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?”

“I told you, Sharon. It’s called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn’t understand; you’re not a bro”

“I want a divorce.”