2019

Buddyfucker

One who will do anything to further his own personal interests without regard for the impact his actions will have on the interests of his “friends” or colleagues. Buddyfuckers cannot be trusted to “do the right thing” and have no regard for abstract principles such as ethics or morals.

This title is used frequently in the U.S. Naval Aviation community. When speaking discreetly, Aviators may say “buddy is only half of a word.”

I can’t believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; he is such a buddyfucker!

I can’t believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; to him, buddy is only half of a word.

Buddyfucker

One who will do anything to further his own personal interests without regard for the impact his actions will have on the interests of his “friends” or colleagues. Buddyfuckers cannot be trusted to “do the right thing” and have no regard for abstract principles such as ethics or morals.

This title is used frequently in the U.S. Naval Aviation community. When speaking discreetly, Aviators may say “buddy is only half of a word.”

I can’t believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; he is such a buddyfucker!

I can’t believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; to him, buddy is only half of a word.

dry season

As opposed to "wet season" Aperiod of sexual drought

No sex for quite some time.

dry season

As opposed to "wet season" Aperiod of sexual drought

No sex for quite some time.

Throuple

A threesome couple

Betty, Carol and and Carl were so in love, they are such a lovely throuple.

Do it for the vine

When someone has a sort of special talent or party trick, and you ask them to do it so you can capture it on camera.

Person 1: I can’t do it right now, man.
Person 2: Come on dude, do it for the vine!

Dead that tune

To stop the constant chatting that makes no sense or lower your tone. It doesn’t have to relate to music.

You need to dead that tune

Fathernal Twins

Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.

Guy: Hey , I didn’t know you had a twin.

Friend: Yea, we’re Fathernal twins, we’re born in

different Moms.

GUY: What, like on ya Father’s Side!?

Friend: You could say that…..poppa was a playa!

Fathernal Twins

Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.

Guy: Hey , I didn’t know you had a twin.

Friend: Yea, we’re Fathernal twins, we’re born in

different Moms.

GUY: What, like on ya Father’s Side!?

Friend: You could say that…..poppa was a playa!

5 AM

A sign that it’s time to go to bed. Goodnight.

Ah, jeez, 5 AM already? I’m outta here.

5 AM

A sign that it’s time to go to bed. Goodnight.

Ah, jeez, 5 AM already? I’m outta here.

Fucky Wucky

The act of making a really big mistake, fucking up big time

Uwu we’re sowwy, we made a Fucky Wucky, oopsie~

left and right

A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.

I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.Last night there were hotties in the club left and…

Anakin’s Paradox

When the action of one’s doing to prevent something ends up being the catalyst for its occurrence. For example, if I set out to save a fish, and my attempt to save the fish ends up getting the fish killed, then this is Anakin’s Paradox.

Star Wars: …

bust a grumpy

To have to go number 2.

To poop.

To make naughty water.

Brennen had to go bust a grumpy, becuase he’d tried to move and built up enough bodily waste to kill an elephant.

November 1

National “Invent Your Own Dumbass Holiday on Urban Dictionary Day”

Hey everybody, it’s November 1! Let’s see what dumbass holiday the Urban Dictionary people post as their Word of the Day for November 1 today!

November 1

National “Invent Your Own Dumbass Holiday on Urban Dictionary Day”

Hey everybody, it’s November 1! Let’s see what dumbass holiday the Urban Dictionary people post as their Word of the Day for November 1 today!

halloween belly

An upset stomach due to the consumption of large quantities of something sweet.

Dude! I had one to many smirnoff ice. I got the halloween belly now.

October 30

National give a girl your sweatshirt day. It’s the day before halloween and probably will be cold so be a bro and give it to them

Mary is cold and it’s October 30 you better have brought an extra sweatshirt because you have to give it to her.

October 29

confess to your crush day !
shoot your shot good luck <33

girl : hey Kai since it’s October 29 what better time to say this
boy : say what ?
girl : I like you
boy : oh I didn’t know you felt the same way , I like you too

October 29

confess to your crush day !
shoot your shot good luck <33

girl : hey Kai since it’s October 29 what better time to say this
boy : say what ?
girl : I like you
boy : oh I didn’t know you felt the same way , I like you too