Press
To approach someone in a disrespectfull way or to confront someone and question them.
Kid #1: Yo i heard ant was talkin mad smack about you
Kid #2: aiight imma press him and find out if he was
brexit
A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye
“I can’t believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her.”
With the shits
Chicago slang, means to be in agreement with something
Are you with the shits tonight?
Yea dude
Fetch
Stop trying to make it happen.
It’s not going to happen.
“That’s so fetch!”
“Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.”
Fetch
Stop trying to make it happen.
It’s not going to happen.
“That’s so fetch!”
“Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.”
Spotify and Side Hug
A sad step below “Netflix and Chill“, it’s what you would do with some “bitch ass punk” you don’t want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: “Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?”
Girl: “Ummm… How about we just “Spotify and Side Hug instead?”
Spotify and Side Hug
A sad step below “Netflix and Chill“, it’s what you would do with some “bitch ass punk” you don’t want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: “Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?”
Girl: “Ummm… How about we just “Spotify and Side Hug instead?”
hashtalker
A person under the influence of any substance that makes their ramblings sound like they are heavily under the influence of hash
I started talking to some wasted chick at a party. Wasn’t sure what she was saying, but I realized she was a hashtalker
hashtalker
A person under the influence of any substance that makes their ramblings sound like they are heavily under the influence of hash
I started talking to some wasted chick at a party. Wasn’t sure what she was saying, but I realized she was a hashtalker
mooseterbation
when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt’s bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude last night’s mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
egirl
an egirl is a species of emo usually found on tiktok but commonly spends time on tumblr. can be found wearing pink eyeshadow with a large wing, little hearts under the eyes and a blushed nose. normally wearing some type of shirt from urban outfitters …
eboy
A boy that probably skates, has his nails painted w rings, wears beanies, maybe has a cute egirl girlfriend, always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under tshirts, their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram:(
Nobody:
eboys: “I listen to brockhampton and lil peep👁👅👁”
Diffing
When a group of knob heads gather to wreck their cars by spinning around in circles, usually done by joy riders from west belfast and little boys who think twin (tin) cams and old beemers as old as the hills are cool
diffing – does she go round mis…
love puff
A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn’t smell, but does. By calling it a ‘love puff’, you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.
‘Oh, whoopsy! I did a little love puff!’
Cerebral Assassin
A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.
In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin&…
Cerebral Assassin
A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.
In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin&…
Keep It Player
To not let anything bother you or irritate you, keep it moving; dont dwell, do what you need to do for you
“Did you get that girl’s number?”
“Naw she said she had a boyfriend, its coo gotta keep it player”
“All i do is Keep It Player”
Keep It Player
To not let anything bother you or irritate you, keep it moving; dont dwell, do what you need to do for you
“Did you get that girl’s number?”
“Naw she said she had a boyfriend, its coo gotta keep it player”
“All i do is Keep It Player”