Any outfit you put a special amount of attention into constructing, potentially for an event or special occasion, usually with some sort of theme or reference you’re attempting to invoke.
Oh honey, your lewk tonight is giving me ‘Leanne Rimes in a hurricane’.
Twerking, shaking your booty in a circle, or just shaking your booty in general. Often done in clubs or on dance floors.
Damn! Look at her over there! She’s throwing ass all over the place!
When someone reads someone’s text, but does not reply.
Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.
Verb – wishing you had not scrolled so far into the google image search. Applicable to any internet regret.
I was looking up unicorns on google images with the safe search off and I now suffer crippling intregret.
Verb – wishing you had not scrolled so far into the google image search. Applicable to any internet regret.
I was looking up unicorns on google images with the safe search off and I now suffer crippling intregret.
"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.
Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used…
Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.
The light switch would not power the lights. Don’t work like should.
questions that need answers
why does she tweet people, but not text me back #qtna
why doesnt he change his underwear #qtna
questions that need answers
why does she tweet people, but not text me back #qtna
why doesnt he change his underwear #qtna
The kind of vehicle you own when you can’t afford a car.
Your feet.
Girl: “What kind of car you got?”
Guy: “Chevrolegs.”
Girl: “Loser!”
The kind of vehicle you own when you can’t afford a car.
Your feet.
Girl: “What kind of car you got?”
Guy: “Chevrolegs.”
Girl: “Loser!”
Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.
"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"
When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.
Rebecca: “OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!”
Brittney: “Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm’s straight after I posted it…”
Rebecca: “Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!”
Popular slang term used to depict hard work twords a long term goal that results in boost of income a.k.a bread.
Guy 1: where’s Seth? He was supposed to be at the party.
Guy 2: he’s been on that grind, bread chasing with dale
The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more …
A place where I can poop for however long I desire.
I had dinner at Taco Bell and then I went home and spent the rest of the night on the crapper.
When you dress so fabulous at work that no one is on your level.
“We asked everyone to dress business casual but Hannah dressed business fabulous and we all feel inferior.”
“That golden jumpsuit is straight up business fabulous.”
A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the “Allahu Akbar” chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.
Wife- Please don’t shoot him! He hasn’t taken his meds, but he’s fine. He’s unarmed!
Husband – I’m unarmed! I haven’t done anything wrong!
Police – “Stop Resisting!” *Gunshots*
Wife and children – **Weeping
In your absence I find…
Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn’t.
(Girl jumps to her death). Cop: “I just talked to her yesterday. She was pink clouding, and I knew it.” ~Amanda Rollins, Law & Order SVU
The slang term for a really "handsome" guy who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.
Daaaaaamn. Reggie Bush is a zaaaaaddy!!!
or… Daaaaaamn! Did you see that du…