2018

Also true.

phrase used when the other person has proved your point wrong or otherwise contradicted you. indicates that the other person’s statement is true while not conceding that your point was false.

usually said in a contemplative manner with a knowing head nod.

compare touche.

“Ooh, he his HOT! And he’s TOTALLY into me.”

“He’s married. And I heard he has a third nipple.”

“Also true.”

“Abraham Lincoln was such a tool; he put people in jail for talking trash about the union!”

“yeah, but he totally ended slavery.”

“Also true.”

Also true.

phrase used when the other person has proved your point wrong or otherwise contradicted you. indicates that the other person’s statement is true while not conceding that your point was false.

usually said in a contemplative manner with a knowing head nod.

compare touche.

“Ooh, he his HOT! And he’s TOTALLY into me.”

“He’s married. And I heard he has a third nipple.”

“Also true.”

“Abraham Lincoln was such a tool; he put people in jail for talking trash about the union!”

“yeah, but he totally ended slavery.”

“Also true.”

AOL Keyword

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

“I don’t think she knows yet.”

“AOL keyword: ‘yet’.”

AOL Keyword

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

“I don’t think she knows yet.”

“AOL keyword: ‘yet’.”

presidential annulment

When a presidency is stricken from the records, all of its deeds immediately canceled, and the country goes on as if it never happened.

Don’t we all wish presidential annulment was a thing right now

presidential annulment

When a presidency is stricken from the records, all of its deeds immediately canceled, and the country goes on as if it never happened.

Don’t we all wish presidential annulment was a thing right now

Have a Presidential Dinner

Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger

I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home a…

Jagoogala

Verb: Short hand for "Just Google It." i.e. do a google search.

How many bones are in the human body?"Jagoogala!"

Badumpa-Trump

An enormous old white man booty, likened to that of Donald Trump’s giant ass.

We have to purchase extra large adult diapers to fit grandpa’s badumpa-Trump.

Stormy daniels

n.: When you pay off the adult film star you had an ongoing affair with but the media finds out anyway.

The morbidly obese guy in the White House just got a Stormy Daniels.

sarah huckasplain

Defending someone else’s bullshit.

Tonight at 6, Sarah Huckasplains alternative facts.

sarah huckasplain

Defending someone else’s bullshit.

Tonight at 6, Sarah Huckasplains alternative facts.

murdered out

When a vehicle has both black paint and black aftermarket wheels. The window tint should also be really dark and other aftermarket accessories such as black taillight covers etc. should aid in blacking out the ride.

That escalade is truly murdered …

brain boner

Something that strikes a chord in someone’s thinking, creating a spur of “enlightenment” and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.

John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.

Girther

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government

Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?

Girther

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government

Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?

executive time

Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.

“President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate ‘Executive Time.’ ”

Cancel Items

A feature added when you realize that you accidentally charged your latest purchase to the wrong card.

Scott bought his fleshlight with his Mom’s credit card by mistake, so as a result he quickly clicked the Cancel Items button.

Chankle

Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.

My chankles won’t fit in ski boots!

I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.

Chankle

Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.

My chankles won’t fit in ski boots!

I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.

trump anthem

A song you think you know all the words to, but find out quickly that you do not.

Hey man, you turned Nelly’s “Country Grammar”into a real Trump anthem at the bar last night.