Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.
Each woman who destroys her life by succumbing to this meaningless bullying is nothing but a moronic asshole herself, only out assholed by the backward, cowardly men who get …
Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.
Each woman who destroys her life by succumbing to this meaningless bullying is nothing but a moronic asshole herself, only out assholed by the backward, cowardly men who get …
Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.
I WAS E-BAILING ON PEOPLE ALL DAY BECAUSE I HAD PROMISED TO MEET THEM FOR INTERVIEWS.
Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.
I WAS E-BAILING ON PEOPLE ALL DAY BECAUSE I HAD PROMISED TO MEET THEM FOR INTERVIEWS.
A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).
Kami: “Chris has gone missing!”
Tim: “It must be Dump O’ Clock.”
A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).
Kami: “Chris has gone missing!”
Tim: “It must be Dump O’ Clock.”
Low avocado presence in blood. Occurs mostly within the white population of California, and various other hipster paradises. Side effects include; anger, crankiness, a general sense of anxiety, and starvation.
“Ay Jeremy, that girl o’er there? Look’s like she got Hypoavocademia, watch out!”
Low avocado presence in blood. Occurs mostly within the white population of California, and various other hipster paradises. Side effects include; anger, crankiness, a general sense of anxiety, and starvation.
“Ay Jeremy, that girl o’er there? Look’s like she got Hypoavocademia, watch out!”
To ‘read’ is to harshly critiqued/insult someone with your quick wit. To ‘read for filth’ is to really lay into someone and verbally (and often humorously), tear them apart.
I don’t just read a bitch…I read for filth.
The patch of hair on a man’s lower back by his belt line.
Hey dude, you might want to think about shaving that back bush it’s growing wild and mangy out of them jeans.
A phrase describing a stereotypical young urban white male, typically single and in his 20s. This phrase is usually used to denote stereotypical "Chad" behavior which is ususally derogatory.
Guy 1: "I just saw this dude pump out 100 …
A phrase describing a stereotypical young urban white male, typically single and in his 20s. This phrase is usually used to denote stereotypical "Chad" behavior which is ususally derogatory.
Guy 1: "I just saw this dude pump out 100 …
to be caught off guard, in a very bad way.
that bitch in the lexus got caught slippin.
that fool from 387th street got caught slippin last night and was blasted.
Being tired of the same bakery.
Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.
Being tired of the same bakery.
Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.
Commanding a person like you would command an amazon Alexa;
Kid1:Mom,STOP!
And mom did stop talking.
Kid2:”Wow mom, he just alexa’ed you!”
Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John’s fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you
Joe: Man that party we all went to was crazy as hell
John: tfti assholes
an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you
Joe: Man that party we all went to was crazy as hell
John: tfti assholes
Knowing a whole lot about horse shit.
President Trump claims he’s a “Stable Genius “. Believe me, he can throw down some horse shit.