girl wood
Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.
OMG. After sexting with this super hot guy last night, I totally woke up with girl wood.
Bey-sexual
A person who is not sexually attracted to women, but would have sex with Beyoncé
Woman 1: “Are you attracted to women?”
Woman 2: “no, except Beyoncé”
Woman 1: “So, are your bisexual?”
Woman 2: “No, I’m BEY-SEXUAL”
Woman 2: *Proceeds to go through B…
Bey-sexual
A person who is not sexually attracted to women, but would have sex with Beyoncé
Woman 1: “Are you attracted to women?”
Woman 2: “no, except Beyoncé”
Woman 1: “So, are your bisexual?”
Woman 2: “No, I’m BEY-SEXUAL”
Woman 2: *Proceeds to go through B…
And I get that but
When you aren’t really listening but you want to make it seem like you are.
Yeah, no and I get that but like…wait what
And I get that but
When you aren’t really listening but you want to make it seem like you are.
Yeah, no and I get that but like…wait what
narcissistick
A selfie stick
it seems like everyone these days has a narcissistick to take a selfie.
narcissistick
A selfie stick
it seems like everyone these days has a narcissistick to take a selfie.
Z-Locate
Mostly used by hackers, this word means to locate/collect data on someone using Facebook.
Okay, guys, let’s Z-Locate his data.
fb shitting
Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb shitting and come out.
mammograph
A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.
Julie got a mammograph from DJ Tom on her left boob last night.
textrovert
1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.
2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
Kelly: “So how’d the conversation go with Bill last night?”
Wendy: “Ah he’s such a textrovert. We didn’t make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts.”
textrovert
1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.
2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
Kelly: “So how’d the conversation go with Bill last night?”
Wendy: “Ah he’s such a textrovert. We didn’t make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts.”
let me run a visa
When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash
Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth
Put a G on it
Bet on it, put a grand on it
When she said no one uses one pen, he said "Put a G on it," confident that he would make some money.
The book off
The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: “Blablabla isn’t the weather terrible blablabla”
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one “The book off”)
Person one stops talking.
Shoulder Dancing
Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.
She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.
Manufactured Outrage
A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.
Manufactured outrages of note include Nipplegate, the Monica Lewinski scandal, the 2009 tea partys, backmasked satanic lyrics, lapel pin controversies…
Just about any time you hear any politician, activist, or radio show host getting outraged about anything, really. The louder and angrier they get, the harder they’re working at manufacturing it.