chronic
1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.
Trump Hotel
A converted mega box store used to house children in cages after they’ve been separated from their families.
Kids that cross the border are ripped from their parents’ arms and sent to a Trump Hotel.
Trump Hotel
A converted mega box store used to house children in cages after they’ve been separated from their families.
Kids that cross the border are ripped from their parents’ arms and sent to a Trump Hotel.
California Sober
To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.
“No thanks,” Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, “I’m California Sober this month.”
Business
A bad beating or ass whooping.
If that kid keeps talkin bout me ima give him tha business
*Bizness
Business
A bad beating or ass whooping.
If that kid keeps talkin bout me ima give him tha business
*Bizness
Airport Alcoholic
Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amste…
Airport Alcoholic
Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amste…
stiff meds
Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
stiff meds
Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
revulsion compulsion
The uncontrollable urge to view something disgusting when someone has told you you shouldn’t.
Person 1: Oh god, don’t click on this link, it’s disgusting!
Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion 😀 *clicks anyway*
crime-storming
Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 (“Rom-Traum”).
Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.
George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer’s?
Maeby Fünke: That’s a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
crime-storming
Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 (“Rom-Traum”).
Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.
George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer’s?
Maeby Fünke: That’s a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
I’m Dead
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
“After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka.”
“I’m dead.”
I’m Dead
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
“After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka.”
“I’m dead.”
On God
A phrase used to describe something so honest you’re swearing upon God’s name.
I swear on God = On God
Guy: I swear people ask themselves questions on ask.fm
Girl: On God.
shitup
A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator’s ass at the apex of the situp.
Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.
shitup
A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator’s ass at the apex of the situp.
Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.
Kirkstall Abbey
Ruins of Kirkstall Abbey in West Yorkshire closed by Henry the VIII in the 16th century.
rpp
Rich People Problems
My boss lives up in Greenwich and is freaking out over finding a new nanny. That is some serious RPP.
taint team
when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.
In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.