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Toast Christ
Jeebuz – this looks familiar. If you don’t get this, click here.
How do you like your camels?
Camels – filtered or unfiltered? For those of us who are a little hard of hearing and have to read lips, this sort of thing can be a distraction.
Gary is Getting Down to Business
In case you haven’t heard, Gary is getting down to business. You know he’s all business, because he’s wearing his new Chuck Norris action pants with special flared bell bottoms.
Germper Kert
I love it when memes come together. 🙂
Does this tiara make my ass look fat?
Can you believe the guy in the background with the box on his head? Freak!
Pumpkin Boats
Remember when we carved canoes out of pumpkins and raced them in the river?
Time to Serenade the Penguins
Pretty sure this didn’t get too far. I have it on good authority penguins prefer a more classic rock approach when being wooed by bagpipes.
Investment banger
n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.
“Did you see Dave’s missus, she’s a 9/10”. “She used to be such a munter, though. He’s such an investment banger.”
Apple Picking
When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.
Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don’t get robbed…
anchor baby
What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by “forgetting” to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you’ll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her… or that you’ll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.
I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms… I think she wants an anchor baby.
deez nuts
1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
“Hey let me borrow your car.”
“Why don’t you borrow deez nuts.”
Shit Ticket
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
“That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That’s pretty fucked up.”
Phone Groping
That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where’s my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That’s hot.
Farting Glances
When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but s…
emoji tennis
Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you’re bored.
Boy: let’s play emoji tennis
Girl: ok
Boy: 🍑
Girl: 😐
Boy: 😍😘❓
Girl: 😘😉
Boy: 😊😉
bish whet
a polite way of saying bitch what, specially to someone who has annoyed you.
Also can be used as an annoying term on Vine.
Can also be used purely for fun.
Kaylee-“Fast and furious is terrible.”
Darfur & Jenn- “Bish whet”
Darcie-“Kaylee has a boyfriend”
Jenn-“Bish whet”
service a bro
The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.
Where is Brendan?
I think he is out on call to service a bro
Thesaurus Rex
A person who uses a word program or internet thesaurus in order to make their papers or written works appear smarter by replacing common words with larger or uncommon words.
The phrontistery is a Thesaurus Rex’s wet dream.
“Since when does Bismark use the word jackanapes?”
“Since he became a Thesaurus Rex.”
Netflix and Chill
It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background.
“Yeah we just watched Netflix and chilled.”
“Damn nigga how deep?”
“Four knuckles deep”