2015

art hoe

a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art

damn, I wish I was an art hoe like her

SFW

So Fucking What

I got a 10 cent raise #SFW.

stiff meds

Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

gender ninja

a person who’s gender is indecipherable

Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?

Person 2: I dunno. I haven’t seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

sad pancakes

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the …

DNB

a “Do Nothing Bitch”. A girl who wants to be all pretty and fancy, just to have someone take care of her.

“Don’t waste your time on her, she’s a DNB”

Net Forget

Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.

I was on Wikipedia the other day, trying to look up Jay-Z, but I’m such a Net Forget, I ended up looking at cat pictures.

Urethra Franklin

1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.

2. Another name for one’s urethra.

1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.

2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.

Name Shame

The point at which it’s too late to ask for someone’s name because you spent so much time around them that you should already know it.

I have total name shame. I’ve been working for a month with this guy and still don’t know his name.

selfiecidal

Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.

I can’t believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up a cliff!!…

He must be Selfiecidal!

SHIT LOCKS

Dred locks that look shitty on someone.

Nigga those ain’t dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!

Left Lane Loser

A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the “hammer lane”.

Driver drives in left left despite seeing the long line of cars behind them but refuses to move over to the slow lane because it isn’t safe to change lanes while talking on the cellphone. This driver is a Left Lane Loser.

best friend whore

That one person who refers to everyone as their “best friend” when it’s convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore

Cindy (to Janice): Hey, best friend! Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Shaniqua: Bitch, you said I was your best friend.

Janice: Cindy’s such a best friend whore.

road bone

the occurunce of an unwanted erection during a ride in a car, truck boat, airplane, etc. usually occurs on long trips.

dude, i hope she doesnt see my road bone. I’ve had it since we left town and i cant get rid of it!

kidult

A so-called grown-up who doesn’t want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called “children’s” stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful “kiddie” snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O’s and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course!

Also known as “Peter Pan”, “young at heart”, and “kid at heart”.

I’m almost 35 and I love Neopets, Archie comics, children’s books, etc. So this makes me a kidult, heh.

Porn Hangover

I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.

I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.