When someone is new, or hasn’t found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.
New Kid: Hey can I hang with you guys?
Squad Leader: Sure, and we made plans for later if you wanna hang
New Kid: Thanks for letting me crash your squad, dude.
An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are “backed up” that can’t get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.
Dude I can’t think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison”.
Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.
– Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
– I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two Whi…
Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth
Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth
Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
“Snapchat Slapped” The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.
My coworkers a douche he snapchat slapped me while on break the other day.
Like rough anal, but referring to any type of sex which is rough.
John’s girlfriend’s really into intercoarse, and she has scars to show from past experience.
When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: “These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike.”
Mike: “Sounds like you are getting jean jammed.”
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: “Netflix and chill for one tonight I think”
Chris: “Make sure you take off those fake nails, don’t want to snag anything”
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: “Netflix and chill for one tonight I think”
Chris: “Make sure you take off those fake nails, don’t want to snag anything”
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, he’s just got a resting asshole face, he’s actually really cool
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, he’s just got a resting asshole face, he’s actually really cool
When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.
Girl: “ugh there’s so much homework and errands”
Boy: “wow, you must have more issues than vogue”
Girl: “I know right!”
The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.
I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought…
A girl who is not a girlfriend. Shares interests with, hangs with, and (optionally) sleeps with a man she is interested in. Inevitably, she becomes a ‘cool girl’ and becomes ineligible for girlfriend status. Is often beleived to be lesbian on first glance.
Guy 1: Sam likes Halo? You serious? Damn, you’re lucky to have a girlfriend like that.
Guy 2: She’s not my girlfriend. She’s just a cool girl.
When a celebrity or a new person gets WAY too much spotlight. This can cause a snobbish side to surface, and their friends or aquaintances to notice them acting differently. Otherwise, this causes the “showered” person to feel shy or be surrounded by people by simply going outside their house, making them annoyed.
After Jack’s new speech on world matters, he got a media shower and became a different person; one his friends didn’t know anymore.
Once Beth won the spelling bee, her media shower forced her to skip school for the next week.
Somewhat hot. Although cannot be classified as “hot”, one who is hottish is not completely ugly either.
That chick’s not bad bro. She’s hottish. I’m gonna go say what’s up.
Shitting on peoples property as a form of protest.
I met a guy who regularly shat in the 3. hole on the local golf course as as a sign of his discontent with the burgois. He called it scativism.
Living proof that money can’t buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that’s anyone’s guess.
a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art
damn, I wish I was an art hoe like her