this dude…
A reference to any person who is oblivious to his or her own selfish and/or ridiculous behavior, usually said with an over-the-shoulder side-eye.
He threw up all over my shoes, then asked me for a ride? This dude….
lactivist
a woman who nurses her child in public as a protest against people uncomfortable with seeing breastfeeding.
Lactivists staged a nurse-in outside a restaurant to protest women being refused service after breastfeeding inside.
pork hole
a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.
“i love the way your pork hole smells.”
pork hole
a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.
“i love the way your pork hole smells.”
trill
The correct definition of trill is: to be true to ones self and real with all.
I want to thank everyone who put they meaning of trill in this dictionary. Some of you are on point and some are way off
This word was formed in 1986 by Eric Charon. (ak…
white lighter myth
The real history to the white lighter myth and why they are unlucky is based on four famous and revolutionary musicians of the second half of the 20th century. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrex, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were all left-handed, all died at the age of 27, and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. This is why it is said that white lighters are unlucky. So if you are 27 and left-handed, don’t use a white bic lighter, you will die.
Some people really flip out when there is white lighter in the room.
The white lighter myth is often related to smoking marijuana with a white bic lighter.
white lighter myth
The real history to the white lighter myth and why they are unlucky is based on four famous and revolutionary musicians of the second half of the 20th century. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrex, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were all left-handed, all died at the age of 27, and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. This is why it is said that white lighters are unlucky. So if you are 27 and left-handed, don’t use a white bic lighter, you will die.
Some people really flip out when there is white lighter in the room.
The white lighter myth is often related to smoking marijuana with a white bic lighter.
go ham and cheese
go hard as a motherfucker when you eat
“im so hungry im about to go ham and cheese in this bitch”
go ham and cheese
go hard as a motherfucker when you eat
“im so hungry im about to go ham and cheese in this bitch”
that good good
Having good pussy or dick
You got that good good( dick).Give me some of that good good.
Cheeky Nandos
When you’re out with the lads and you’re having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at ‘Spoons but then your mate Callum who’s an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says “Oi brevs let’s have a cheeky Nandos instead” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”
Tool #1: Oi mate fancy a browse in River Island? Just seen a solid 10 bird outside
Tool #2: Na mate I’m off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
Cheeky Nandos
When you’re out with the lads and you’re having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at ‘Spoons but then your mate Callum who’s an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says “Oi brevs let’s have a cheeky Nandos instead” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”
Tool #1: Oi mate fancy a browse in River Island? Just seen a solid 10 bird outside
Tool #2: Na mate I’m off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
Rekt
When someone gets completely destroyed.
“Ella got rekt”
“Oh my days, Ella got annihilated! #Rekt”
cbt
CBT stands for “Cock and Ball Torture”. Torture can be inflicted by: Slapping, Squeezing, Pinching, Weights/Parachutes. The testicles can stand great pain but caution should be taken.
In some cases, “Torture” is considered “Play”. The testicles are simply tugged on or stretched out.
Most men find handling, stroking and squeezing gently is a pleasurable sensation. Some enjoy using ball stretchers to achieve a longer sac.
Girl: “His balls are so long! They slap against my ass all the time, I love it.”
Pedo stache
A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite’s brother’s stache but worse.
Johnny: “Hey, do you like the new mustache I’m growing?!”
Nathan: “Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!”
Robert: “Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!”
pet parents
A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always ta…
auto erect
When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.
“I’m excited to be eating dick tonight!” *duck I mean duck what an auto erect
Handufactured
Handcrafted, handmade
Manufacturing is coming back to the U.S. but the products are more handufactured than mass produced.
Hate-like
When you like something on a social network site (such as Facebook) in a sarcastic way. Generally something you don’t like at all and the other person has no idea.
CP: “Hanging out with my best friend Heather at the mall”
Ugh, Heather is such a bitch. Definitely going to hate-like that status.
Trend Bomber
When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.
A 90 year old woman who shops at forever 21 is a trend bomber.
Trend Bomber
When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.
A 90 year old woman who shops at forever 21 is a trend bomber.