preggophile
A person that finds pregnant women sexually stimulating. One that would be attracted to a preggo.
John has been flirting with Mindie a lot ever since she got pregnant; John’s such a preggophile.
hype girl
Ultimate turn up girl of the squad. Get’s the party going.
Yo.. Dakota is our hype girl. She keeps it too real.
special snowflake
The Special Snowflake (Also referred to as one with the “Special Snowflake Syndrome” or “SSS”) is a person who believes they are different and unique from everyone else because of something there are or do. This thing they are or do, most commonly is something is something many many other people are doing, E.G. Genderfluid, Therian (Otherkin), etc. Special Snowflakes almost always have a superiority complex.
Some Special Snowflakes are protesting at Target because they aren’t allowed to wear their costumes inside.
drake face
The face you make when you’re a little more than just sad.
She told my boy he had crunchy hair, so he’s been walking around the house with drake face all day. #drakeface
kings toe
Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe
Oh ! look at his feet, he has the kings toe on both feet
kings toe
Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe
Oh ! look at his feet, he has the kings toe on both feet
The weird part of Youtube
The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.
bob: So I was watching anime on YouTube and somehow found this girl wearing a skunk mask and ripping farts on a dude’s face.
joe: oh shit, you were on the weird part of YouTube again.
angel’s touch
When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.
I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an angel’s touch.
white peopling
Used to describe certain activities that are popular within the Caucasian community that People of Color don’t usually participate in.
Keith: “Hey guys, would you like to go hiking and camping with me this weekend? Maybe do a little hang gliding if the wind conditions are right.”
Darren and Diego look at each another.
Darren: “Does he mean he wants us to go white peopling with him?”
Diego: “I think so bruh.”
And then i fucked her up the ass
What you say when you’re in the middle of a story and realize no one’s listening.
I’m sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I’m getting to the funny part, i realize no one’s listening, so i abruptly finish with “and then i fucked her up the ass!”
Didn’t Do List
When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which’s items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you’ve made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.
Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn’t do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.
Didn’t Do List
When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which’s items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you’ve made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.
Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn’t do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.
sex sickness
The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex
Guy 1: Jamie fucked seven times in one day and then threw up.Guy 2: Sounds like major sex sickness
hooded soldier
A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.
She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.
FOH
Fuck Outta Here
A shorter way to say Get the fuck outta here
Guess who I saw yesterday?
Who?
Your old ex. Calvin!
FOH! Where you see that fool?
Starfish
When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.
“Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn’t even make it to Taco Bell” “Gordon is always the first to Starfish”
plump girls
Ladies that are over 380 and are very confident about their weight.
Did you see those nice plump girls over there at the club?
phone girlfriend
Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with
I sat up with my phone girlfriend all night and now I have blueballs
Headphone Zombie
When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular musi…