Trump Disease

Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.

This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president’s lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth – ahem – Trump Disease in the coming years.


John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.

Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It’s Trump Disease.

John: Fuuuuck.

Russiablican

A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia’s verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.


A Russiablican such as Donald Trump will not sign a bill to create a congressional committee to investigate Russian hacking because he deliberately asked for it, then received immense benefit from it. -MR