Amazheimer’s

Urban Word of The Day

Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.


Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer’s must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer’s is getting out of control.

Person 2: It’s OK, I have Prime.

Amazheimer’s

Urban Word of The Day

Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.


Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer’s must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer’s is getting out of control.

Person 2: It’s OK, I have Prime.

Cornteen

Urban Word of The Day

Internet slang for “quarantine”, originating from the many times people misspelled that word on social media during the COVID-19 or coronavirus crisis. Often used in posts expressing boredom or frustration related to self-quarantine or ‘social distancing’ measures.

Sometimes also (mis)spelled ‘corn teen’, ‘corn and teen’, ‘corn in teen’ or ‘corn of teen’.


“Wow, They Making Us Self Cornteen”

“I may not be making babies during this corn teen but by god I’m thinkin about it”

“I’ve been drunk almost everyday of corn and teen”

“Really regret not getting my eyebrows done before corn of teen”

“What y’all doing for the corn in teen?”

I hope she sees this bro

Urban Word of The Day

Phrase to use when a man’s been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.


Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:

@pokimanelol

You’re amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What’s your cashapp?

Tweet from @ChadBenja:

@SoylentIsAwesome

I hope she sees this bro.

I hope she sees this bro

Urban Word of The Day

A statement made by men on social media to address another man who they perceive to be “sucking up” to women. It’s assumed by men who use this statement that the man in question isn’t being truthful about what he’s saying, rather he’s just trying to appease women/a woman.

Men who use this statement are oftentimes considered to be incels, primarily by women.


Josh: I don’t care about the physical appearance of a woman. I don’t care about the size of her breasts or butt. I want a woman who has a kind heart and will be the proud mother of my children. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. No woman is truly ugly. Every woman is beautiful in her own way.

Sam: I hope she sees this bro

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John: Women shouldn’t have to worry about the clothes they wear when they go outside. It’s not their fault that men can’t contain their perverted desires.

Fred: I hope she sees this

I hope she sees this bro

Urban Word of The Day

A statement made by men on social media to address another man who they perceive to be “sucking up” to women. It’s assumed by men who use this statement that the man in question isn’t being truthful about what he’s saying, rather he’s just trying to appease women/a woman.

Men who use this statement are oftentimes considered to be incels, primarily by women.


Josh: I don’t care about the physical appearance of a woman. I don’t care about the size of her breasts or butt. I want a woman who has a kind heart and will be the proud mother of my children. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. No woman is truly ugly. Every woman is beautiful in her own way.

Sam: I hope she sees this bro

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John: Women shouldn’t have to worry about the clothes they wear when they go outside. It’s not their fault that men can’t contain their perverted desires.

Fred: I hope she sees this

Karen

Urban Word of The Day

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others’ problems an inconvenience to her although she isn’t even remotely affected.


Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.

Karen

Urban Word of The Day

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others’ problems an inconvenience to her although she isn’t even remotely affected.


Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.