voter fatigue
1 Condition that occurs when you’re waiting in a long line to vote because the state doesn’t provide enough polling places for voters.
This long line at the polling station is giving me a clear case of voter fatigue
Faux My Gaud
Bling! Made of the finest pot metal and paste – this stuff disintegrates quickly.
Mondrian Up Close
Macro reduction of elements – no relation to reality.
The Bling Chancla (and other feets)
Small, but powerful – not to be confused with the Infinity Chancla.
Elephant
That time I found an elephant.
Agent Zero gold derringer
Once loaded and ready, all one had to do was push one’s stomach out – the derringer would swing forward and fire the projectile.
Wizard Cuff Holder
Remains of a nickel-plated Wizard Cuff Holder – a bit of late 19th/early 20th century haute-tech.
Tokens
Here’s a nice selection of tokens.
It’s a Hobby
Metal Detecting is the World’s Worst Hobby
Coke bottle
A miniature gold-plated Coke bottle.
Barclay Fireman
This lead figurine was made by the Barclay Manufacturing Company of New Jersey and may have set its original owner back a nickel at the five and dime.
Early Days
I’ve been a detectorist since the early 80’s.
Thoughts and prayers
I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob’s in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
TSIF
That Shit Is Fucked
Guy 1 : Gawd Damn this is some good ass ice cream.
Guy 2 : Let me get a lick of that shit dawg.
Guy 1 : TSIF
Guy 2 : Come on, you know I’m straight busted till the furst of da Month.
enby
Pronounced (EHN-bee)
Based off of the shortening of “non-binary”, N.B.
A term used by the non-binary/genderqueer community as an alternative to girl/boy.
Are they a girl or a boy?
Neither, they’re an enby!
porn virus
A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one’s computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one’s computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You’ve been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I’ve been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
porn virus
A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one’s computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one’s computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You’ve been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I’ve been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
rat-licker
A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had…
rat-licker
A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had…