Anyone who protests the results of the 2020 US Presidential Election without any proof or evidence and refuses to recognize Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America.
After over 50 cases brought before, and thrown out of, US c…
The age at which one is finally considered human.
Fuck Donald trump, AKA the worst president ever.
“Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don’t pay taxes!!”
A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?
Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.
Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we’re golden now!
A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?
Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.
Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we’re golden now!
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual’s brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again…
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
I find a ton of bottlecaps, the majority rusted beyond recognition of any beverage brand, but the aluminum pull tabs are often legible.
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tic…
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tic…
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he’s been apocalypsing like crazy
Watches tend to be in terrible shape when I discover them. This one’s better than most, but still a mess.
A term coined by Donald Trump on his show “The Apprentice” even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it’s THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say “YOU SUCK!” or “LOSER!” or something of the sort.
You’re fired!
You suck!
Loser!
The generation born after January 1st 2020, preceeding Gen Z. Named after the viral Corona Virus, this generation is destined for a life of turmoil and confusion. The social distancing Covid-19 brought us will likely make this generation even more socially awkward than Gen Z. They’ve been born into a world tangled with problems and chaos, so lets do our best to welcone them with open arms… From 6 feet away.
“Those Gen C kids seen awfully weird and quiet, corona virus ruined those kids.”
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob — an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me …
Ok, just the one, but it’s pretty cool.
Look at the size of the schnozz on this wolf!
When you meet with someone without anyone knowing except you and the person.
Sneaky link me and mark
a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target’s testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
“Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me”
The time between Christ’s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.
In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.