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August 12, 2018

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text massage

Urban Word of The DayBy Urban Word of the DayAugust 12, 2018

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

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