revulsion compulsion
The uncontrollable urge to view something disgusting when someone has told you you shouldn’t.
Person 1: Oh god, don’t click on this link, it’s disgusting!
Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion 😀 *clicks anyway*
crime-storming
Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 (“Rom-Traum”).
Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.
George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer’s?
Maeby Fünke: That’s a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
crime-storming
Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 (“Rom-Traum”).
Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.
George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer’s?
Maeby Fünke: That’s a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
I’m Dead
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
“After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka.”
“I’m dead.”
I’m Dead
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
“After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka.”
“I’m dead.”
On God
A phrase used to describe something so honest you’re swearing upon God’s name.
I swear on God = On God
Guy: I swear people ask themselves questions on ask.fm
Girl: On God.
shitup
A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator’s ass at the apex of the situp.
Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.
shitup
A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator’s ass at the apex of the situp.
Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.
Kirkstall Abbey
Ruins of Kirkstall Abbey in West Yorkshire closed by Henry the VIII in the 16th century.
rpp
Rich People Problems
My boss lives up in Greenwich and is freaking out over finding a new nanny. That is some serious RPP.
taint team
when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.
In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.
girl wood
Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.
OMG. After sexting with this super hot guy last night, I totally woke up with girl wood.
Bey-sexual
A person who is not sexually attracted to women, but would have sex with Beyoncé
Woman 1: “Are you attracted to women?”
Woman 2: “no, except Beyoncé”
Woman 1: “So, are your bisexual?”
Woman 2: “No, I’m BEY-SEXUAL”
Woman 2: *Proceeds to go through B…
Bey-sexual
A person who is not sexually attracted to women, but would have sex with Beyoncé
Woman 1: “Are you attracted to women?”
Woman 2: “no, except Beyoncé”
Woman 1: “So, are your bisexual?”
Woman 2: “No, I’m BEY-SEXUAL”
Woman 2: *Proceeds to go through B…
And I get that but
When you aren’t really listening but you want to make it seem like you are.
Yeah, no and I get that but like…wait what
And I get that but
When you aren’t really listening but you want to make it seem like you are.
Yeah, no and I get that but like…wait what
narcissistick
A selfie stick
it seems like everyone these days has a narcissistick to take a selfie.