eat the board
Eat every item on the menu at McDonalds
Friend:What do you want from maccas?
Me: Lets eat the board
same difference
Another way of saying “whatever”. It is often confused with “same thing”, but you’re really saying “OK, I admit that they’re not the same thing, but they’re not different enough for me to really care about it.”
Often shortened to same diff.
“Same difference” and “same thing” are not the same thing, but hey, same difference.
same difference
Another way of saying “whatever”. It is often confused with “same thing”, but you’re really saying “OK, I admit that they’re not the same thing, but they’re not different enough for me to really care about it.”
Often shortened to same diff.
“Same difference” and “same thing” are not the same thing, but hey, same difference.
stomach sweats
when your stomach hurts so bad it starts sweating
i just got the stomach sweats because i ate 4 boiled eggs
stomach sweats
when your stomach hurts so bad it starts sweating
i just got the stomach sweats because i ate 4 boiled eggs
trumporrhoids
A pain in America’s ass or a pain in the ass of someone with sense. An acute flare up can occur in response to Donald Trump’s dumbassery expressed in the form of a demented tweet or rambling incoherent speech.
I have a bad case of Trumporrhoids… better get the Preparation H.
Moms
A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops
"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris
Moms
A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops
"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris
wantaway
Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.
Nottingham Forest are in talks with Southampton over their wantaway defender.
chronic
1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.
chronic
1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.
Trump Hotel
A converted mega box store used to house children in cages after they’ve been separated from their families.
Kids that cross the border are ripped from their parents’ arms and sent to a Trump Hotel.
Trump Hotel
A converted mega box store used to house children in cages after they’ve been separated from their families.
Kids that cross the border are ripped from their parents’ arms and sent to a Trump Hotel.
California Sober
To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.
“No thanks,” Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, “I’m California Sober this month.”
Business
A bad beating or ass whooping.
If that kid keeps talkin bout me ima give him tha business
*Bizness
Business
A bad beating or ass whooping.
If that kid keeps talkin bout me ima give him tha business
*Bizness
Airport Alcoholic
Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amste…
Airport Alcoholic
Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amste…
stiff meds
Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
stiff meds
Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.