May 2018

let me run a visa

When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash

Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth

Put a G on it

Bet on it, put a grand on it

When she said no one uses one pen, he said "Put a G on it," confident that he would make some money.

The book off

The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.

Person one: “Blablabla isn’t the weather terrible blablabla”

Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one “The book off”)

Person one stops talking.

Shoulder Dancing

Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.

She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.

Manufactured Outrage

A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.

Manufactured outrages of note include Nipplegate, the Monica Lewinski scandal, the 2009 tea partys, backmasked satanic lyrics, lapel pin controversies…

Just about any time you hear any politician, activist, or radio show host getting outraged about anything, really. The louder and angrier they get, the harder they’re working at manufacturing it.

Manufactured Outrage

A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.

Manufactured outrages of note include Nipplegate, the Monica Lewinski scandal, the 2009 tea partys, backmasked satanic lyrics, lapel pin controversies…

Just about any time you hear any politician, activist, or radio show host getting outraged about anything, really. The louder and angrier they get, the harder they’re working at manufacturing it.

Trigger warning

Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated …

Trigger warning

Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated …

forcememe

1. when someone who knows little about memes tries to use one in an attempt to sound cool.OR2. tries way too hard to make something into a meme.

Yo, my local church has a grumpy cat meme in one of the rooms trying to get people to go to confession….

forcememe

1. when someone who knows little about memes tries to use one in an attempt to sound cool.OR2. tries way too hard to make something into a meme.

Yo, my local church has a grumpy cat meme in one of the rooms trying to get people to go to confession….

i got plugs

I have connections

I know people

I am somebodaay you feel meee

– Oh you work at Victoria’s Secret can you hook a sistah up?

– Don’t worry gurrl, I got plugs, i’ll hook you up

i got plugs

I have connections

I know people

I am somebodaay you feel meee

– Oh you work at Victoria’s Secret can you hook a sistah up?

– Don’t worry gurrl, I got plugs, i’ll hook you up

Glam Shaming

Glam shaming takes place when one person shames another for grooming, primping or spending extra time (most often in inappropriate places) adjusting or fixing their appearance.

Damn, Tiffani! Will you please stop brushing your hair and applying lip gloss during grandpa’s memorial service!

Tiffani: Shut up! Stop glam shaming me!

White People Shit

Also known as “WPS”. Usually associated with extreme sports, activity with dangerous animals, or large acts of terrorism.

Tyrone: “What are you doing?”

Tyrone: “Naw man. That’s some white people shit.

Hitting Skins

Having sex. Comes from the Irish phrase for sex – "bualadh craiceann". The phrase "bualadh leathair" is also used, and literally means "hitting leather"

I was hitting skins with your mom last night.

Trendetarian

A person that cuts a certain food out of their diet because of a trend

Jessica became a trendetarian because her favourite magazine told her gluten is bad.

Pun Fucker

A complete imbecile who devotes their time to telling awful puns to peers around them, only to piss everyone off to feed from their reactions like a parasite.

Billy: Knock knock!

Jeff: Ughh… Who’s there, Billy…

Billy: Car!

Jeff: Oh for god’s sake, car who?

Billy: I know you don’t “car” for my jokes!

Jeff: Billy, I hate you so much you goddamn pun fucker…

rat status

(adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer

Kelsey: “Dude, my boyfriend wouldn’t get out of bed so then I farted on him”

sad handjob blumpkin never no talahassee gas mask GROGAN cum dumpster rat rodent sewer rat sewer drainer

Romancing the Bone

A euphemism for masturbation.

I’m so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.

Romancing the Bone

A euphemism for masturbation.

I’m so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.