ghostlighting

A hybrid of ghosting and gaslighting. Ceasing all communication with someone and then, when they attempt to contact you, pretending like you have no idea who they are or what they are talking about.


John: “Guys, did you hear what Christina did?”

Catherine: “No, what?”

John: “She was too chicken sh*t to quit her job, so she just didn’t show up and then when her boss, Will, called her, she acted like she didn’t know who he was!”

Catherine: “Oh, wow, she’s totally ghostlighting that dude, eh?”

speak on that

A phrase that entails the other speaker in the conversation to elaborate on their point. It is usually used to propel the energy of the conversation. Similar to the phrases “dayuum”, “sheeeet” and “preach brotha”


“You’re so fucking dumb that you think “Mytosis” is another way to refer to your own toes.

“ooooh damn speak on that”

“yeh”

Sassterhood

Where a group of girls have all been through relationships with fuckboy bellends and decide to no longer be a rug for them to walk on. They form a group where together, they constantly encourage each other to take no shit from insignificant others that are not worth their time. This is done via group chat or weekly lunches.


I wouldn’t mess with that sassterhood if I were you…

cobra yawn

The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn’t realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.


I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.