Drake Effect

The feelings that get stirred up whenever a Drake R&B song comes on, where you start missing people that you don’t even know.


Guy 1: Have you heard that one song by Drake?

Guy 2: Nah, what is it?

Guy 1: *plays it*

Guy 2: OMGAHHHH, STEPHANIEEEEE

Guy 1: …We don’t even know a Stephanie.

Guy 2: I CAN’T HELP IT, IT’S THE DRAKE EFFECT.

bra thirty

The time during the day at which it is no longer physically possible to wear a bra. Can also be written as bra:thirty, bra 30 or bra:30. Bras are removed for the remainder of the day at bra thirty.


I got home after a long day at work and what do you know? It’s bra thirty! Sweatshirt and yoga pants for the rest of the evening!

fuck it mountain

It’s after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I’m out. Then whatever comes your way, you don’t care.


Fuck this, I’m pretty sure I’m on fuck it mountain right now. Go ahead, it symbolizes life right now.

Facebookonality

The individual’s Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji’s, and other Facebook activity.


Person 1: ” It is obvious it’s ‘Shark Week’ for Susan! ”

Person 2: ” How can you tell?”

Person 1: ” Her Facebookonality has come off a little bitchy lately. Plus she posted that she was listening to Alanis Morissette”

Person 2: ” Oh yeah… its ‘Shark Week ‘ for sure! ”

dead ass

To be completely and honestly serious.

A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.

To be truthful and not lie.

A truncation of the phrase “dead ass serious”.


Guy 1: Yo, swear I saw George (W.) Bush jump that fence for a corndog…

Guy 2: What? nah uh, you’re lying..

Guy 1: No, for real! I’m dead ass.

man nod

A nod of the head similiar to the nod of acknoweldgement but can be used between any two men, not just friends. It is an unspoken greeting in which only another man nod is an appropriate response. Signifies acceptence of presence. Verbally may be inte…

trumperbate

The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.


Verb: Donald Trump unpresidentially trumperbated all over himself and the Twitter world when he “appreciated” the congratulations for the massacre in Orlando.

Noun: Hey, did you see Trump’s big trumperbate last night? He must have bust all over his small hands.