santorum

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner’s anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.


“That move was about as slick as santorum!”

Trump Christian

A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.


Billy Bob: I can’t wait until Trump kicks all them Mexican and refugee families out of our country. It’d be great if he waterboarded them on the way out.

Trump Christian: Amen on that brother.

Whoja vu

Whoja vu is to people as Deja vu is to events.

That eerie feeling you’ve met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time


“I swear, I’ve met him somewhere before, but there’s no way I could have. . . ”

“huh. well then you’re just having Whoja vu. go with it.”

Trumpy Butt

(n) Used to reference a dog’s butt hole immediately prior to the dog having a bowel movement. Right before a dog has a bowel movement, their butt hole starts to expand and pucker, causing an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump’s mouth. The Trumpy Butt is a signal to the owner or dog walker that the dog is about to go. The state following Trumpy Butt is often referred to as “Brown Eye.”


Rover’s been looking for a poop spot forever, but now he has Trumpy Butt so I know he’s about to go.

I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

‘Microwave’ refers to the coitus that was had.


Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?

Carla: Not very well.

Justine: why?

Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..

Justine: Oh dear..

‘You’re just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can’t handle that heat!’

Trump University

A fake, unaccredited school using Donald Trump‘s name that offers classes in real estate, management, negotiation, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. They are another example of a diploma mill, like Walden University or Trinity Southern University. Their main source of advertising is from spam, which also include offers for pet medications, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications.


Hey, I bet that diploma from Trump University is so gonna help you land that position as head fry-chef that you’ve always wanted.

calling dingo

used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.

This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.


John Oliver: “The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!

I am calling dingo on that!… I am calling dingo!”

calling dingo

used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.

This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.


John Oliver: “The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!

I am calling dingo on that!… I am calling dingo!”

played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that’s opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.


The Amy Winehouse song “Tears dry on their owm”:

“Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men”