manmansplaining
When a man mansplains what “mansplaining” means.
And, I was, like, O.M.G., you’re totally manmansplaining the meaning of mansplaining to me.
Emperor’s Hand
A person who performs “special tasks” for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.
“Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?”
“Yeah, I’d hate to be one of the Emperor’s Hands on a lonely night.”
Kleptocracy
A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.
The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy
tronald dump
A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.
The police did not need to confront the crowd with riot gear because the assembly quickly and peacefully dis…
Trumpalingus
The act of grabbing a girl by the vagina
“She was so hot when she lifted her skirt I couldn’t help but do Trumpalingus”
Feeling 2016
When everything that can go wrong , goes wrong.
Boss : Where is the financial report Lisa ?
Lisa : I’m feeling 2016 today.Leave me alone.
Boss : I’m sorry. Take the rest of the day off if you want Lisa.
Post-Trump Stress Disorder
A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.
Me: I can’t come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I’m dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood
Pulling An America
Doing something very stupid, like when America voted for Trump to be the president.
Dude you are pulling an America, why would going down that halfpipe on skis be a good idea?
Trumpence
The punishment or fate a society deserves to receive.
The American people received their trumpence when they decided hate and ignorance was more affective and important than love and understanding.
Election hangover
The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.
Trevor: I have so much work to do, but I have an election hangover and can’t get anything done!
beerboarding
A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.
The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and…
Phlochte
Term coined for the Bromance between Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps.
“Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps have their own bromance of sorts. Sports casters (Lochte and Phelps included) often refer to their friendship as a “relationship.” Lochte is said to be the only man Phelps will take his headphones in the ready room off for and many people around Phelps maintain that, “Lochte is the best thing that’s ever happened to Phelps”.8 They keep in touch with daily text messages and phone calls and were featured on the cover of Mens Journal together as a precursor to the 2008 Beijing Summer Games. 9 Though they share a strong rivalry in the pool, the two have become great friends outside of it. Phelps, in his latest book, refers to Lochte as “Doggy” and talks affectionately about his rival and teammate. Bloggers have coined the term “Phlochte” for their bromance.”
manther
A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.
He did not care if the youth laughed at his ragtop corvette that even at this age he could not afford, for he was manther.
droplifting
Droplifting is the opposite of shoplifting; it involves leaving a product or item in a shop, rather than taking one. It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, whilst some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements. (for example by altering shop’s products and then returning them)
Person #1: Why is there a can of Sainsburys soup for sale in Tesco?
Person #2: It must have been droplifted.
Person #3: What’s droplifting?
Hasbian
A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.
military factor
The factor by which a male’s hottness increases when he’s in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy’s number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.
Person 1: Check that guy out. He’s a solid 7.
Person 2: Him? He’s in my Spanish class. He’s in AFROTC. On Tuesdays when he’s in his dress blues he’s a 9, atleast.
roaching
A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air–like a dead cockroach–is commonly described as “roaching.”
Fido is roaching on the couch.
Hallowedding
The Contessa Margerita Martina (Margaret Craig) and Baron Krallenhand von Blutsauger (Michael Allen Lane) were married October 29, 2016.
coffee nap
A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.
Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole …