french bite
In the middle of making out you gently bite the other person’s nose, often licking it a bit while doing it.
I gave Shauna I french bite yesterday!
bath of shame
Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act
Dude, after what I did to myself last night I needed to take a bath of shame.
boyfriend dick
A penis that is of reasonable size that one could receive on a daily basis. As opposed to vacation dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had boyfriend dick. It was perfect.vacation dick
size queen
reply chug
To send a Snapchat video of you/your friends chugging an alcoholic beverage, prompting your recipients to reply with a chug video of their own.
Take a video of me chugging this beer, so I can send it out for reply chugs.
frumpty dumpty
Someone who is extremely frumpy.
Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.
anal twitch
1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an ” anal twitch”.
” that guy over there is such an anal twitch!”
homie fund
When you spot ur homie something like money, chronic, drank or whatever not expecting him to pay you back. Simply cause you know he’s gonna spot you some time in the future.
Homie1: Damn this steak is 20 bucks! I only got 10.
Homie2: I got you. Don’t worry about it, just put it on the homie fund.
ass liquid
When you’ve eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I’ve been pushing ass liquid for 3 days straight
sock marks
The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;
I’m heading to the gym after work today and I only brought shorts. Damn, I guess I won’t be able to conceal my sock marks.
Fresh Air Break
A way to say “ciggarette break” without your boss knowing that you’re going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term “fresh air” can also be used to mean “ciggarette” but is not typically necessary and doesn’t sound right in most contexts.
Employee 1: I’m going out for a fresh air break
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn’t know you mean you’re going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That’s the point!
Half-Day Tony
A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.
“Where’s the new guy? Didn’t he go to lunch… like 2 hours ago?”
“Uh ohh, he’s not coming back is he? Don’t tell me another one’s done a half-day Tony?”
“Fuck.”
hulu and handjobs
Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.
Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?…
stoner’s paradise
any store with a lot of food
Damn let’s go to stoner’s paradise i’m getting the munchies.
shithowdy
A greeting, primarily used in western states, expressing shock and amazement in association with the unexpected arrival of a former lover or spouse.
“Is that—-? Shithowdy”
(Oh shit)
(Shit)
(Holy shit)
(No shit)
(Damn)
baby beard
When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it’s as if it were a baby beard
When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!
lady cork
an alternative term for a tampon.
I can’t wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties.
shitakki
Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with shit.
My girl made her famous chili for dinner and I gave her shitakki for dessert.
dick please
Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase “bitch please”.
When Sally’s man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was “Dick please!” before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
brogetit
When your bro says or does something dumb but you’re willing to forget it… brogetit.
Bro: “Hey man, sorry for puking in your Mom’s hamper last night, thought I was in the bathroom.”
Broseph: “No worries man, it happens. Brogetit.”
Bro: “Cool.”