Flip-flocks
flip-flocks – The heinous combination of flip-flops and socks.
Dad, please do not wear your Flip-flocks in public.
no chill zone
You ain’t got no chill, like you don’t take shit lightly. Your zone is always turnt. There is no turning down when you are in your zone.
Rose had no chill zone when it came to tacos
Google proved
When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory
I lived in Hawaii for years and I love to eat pokeactually its pronounced po -kay
*confirms with Google * I google proved you wrong #sorrynotsorry
3 o’clock flop
the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch
I need chocolate…I’ve got the 3 o’clock flop
Dick-wap
the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night
Refriend
To pass your old hoe to one of your friends.
No bro don’t unfriend her, just refriend her to me, so I can smash.
girlfriend tax
The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you’ve already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn’t want anything.
Boyfriend: “Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn’t want any!”
Girlfriend: “Girlfriend tax; I’m not going to eat all of it!”
dickheading
Taking a dick pick angling the camera up towards ones face, covering your head with your dick head. Resulting in an image of a dick with arms.
“Bro my dickheading game is on point today ”
pundint
A common misspelling of the word “pundit,” usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
A political pundint says radical /hatefull things to continue getting attention from the media.
pundint
A common misspelling of the word “pundit,” usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
A political pundint says radical /hatefull things to continue getting attention from the media.
AM BM
Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.
A “beer dump” is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.
“I can’t even start my day with some coffee until I’ve had my AM BM.”
“I didn’t have time for my AM BM this morning so I’ve had to hold that sh*t in all f*cking morning.”
on my mama
honest to god, I swear on my mother!
Look joe, on my mama five o rolled up and we broke camp like a mother fucker!!
emoji illiterate
Someone who doesn’t know how to read an emoji.
I sent Tyler an emoji and he didn’t understand, so he asked me what it meant. He is clearly emoji illiterate, but I can teach him the meaning to all of them.
boy smell
Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.
*Walks into boy’s dorm/apartment*
“It has a strong boy smell in here.”
spwl
text talk acronym standing for ‘stroking penis while laughing’
person 1: “I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day.”
person 2: “spwl”
Adulting
Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
Used in a sentence: Jane is adulting quite well today as she is on time for work p…
Ivaginary Friend
An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.
Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.
Ivaginary Friend
An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.
Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.
Burritoing
Burritoing (Verb) – The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.
Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!
coolin
another word for chillin.hanging outin the house doing you.
john: hey wassup what you been up to?Michael: nothing just been coolin with the homies