Netflix and chill, but to the next level. It means you are going to climax with your partner while an IMAX is playing in the background. It’s for adults and risk takers, while Netflix and chill is simply for children.
Person 1: “Hey, wanna come back to my place and watch Netflix and chill?”
Person 2: “Nah, I prefer to IMAX and climax. It insures optimum pleasure.”
HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.
I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.
When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.
Friend-“Hey man, are you sure it’s cool with your girlfriend that you’re out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she’s at her aunt’s birthday party?”
Me-“Yeah it’s cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I’ve got boyfriend credit.”
A variation of the word HUGE commonly used by Donald Trump.
Hey Don, are you building that tower across 5th Avenue?
Donald Trump: Yes, it’s going to be YUGE!!
When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom
I don’t know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won’t want to go in there for a while.