The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar…
The act of looking very attractive to the opposing gender to lead them on to rejection
“Bruh did you see that pic lil junt posted on IG with them lil shorts” yehhh mane she thirst trapping.. Knowing she has a boyfriend
(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.
Guy 1- “Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?”
Guy 2- “Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up.”
Guy 1- “You gay dude?”
Guy 2- “Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!”
Guy 1- “Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!”
Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.
“Mike, I had an accidental incest the other night!”
“Roll Tide”
This is very good work, especially that opening poem about mechanics. It has depth, wit and stands as experientially convincing. The political and social critiques are also sharp. You have…
Sean Ward’s poems are dense with closely observed details, whether they occur in nature or the guts of an engine, in the human psyche or the intricacies of cat behavior.…
A pair of twins that subsequently go on to live as roommates.
We figured since we managed to get along so well in such a small space for 9 months, it would be easy to become wombmates again.
the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave
Costcops pretend to confirm what you’ve bought.
To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.
“I want to go down on your sister.”
A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.
This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he’s just reading!
An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that Jesus?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one’s own johnson
The Louvre has banned the selfie stick.
A distinct, 21st century fear that a photograph or video posted on a social network medium will go viral and you will forever be immortalized in internet infamy.
Anthony, don’t post that picture, you know I have memeophobia! I’m afraid to become a meme!