fling cleaning

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.


Guy 1- “Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?”

Guy 2- “Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up.”

Guy 1- “You gay dude?”

Guy 2- “Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!”

Guy 1- “Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!”