Operation NO COLLUSION
A very poorly disguised conspiracy.
I knew something was up immediately, ya’ll walking around like Operation NO COLLUSION.
Revived Channel
When a youtube channel wasn’t gaining subscribers and/or losing subscribers at a consistent rate, and all of the sudden their channel has a drastic growth in subscribers and views in a short period of time due to a popular video they created.
Person: You watching anyone specific on youtube recently?
Me: Yea! JCBackfire, a revived channel, got popular from his recent video and his videos with his more popular friend!
Revived Channel
When a youtube channel wasn’t gaining subscribers and/or losing subscribers at a consistent rate, and all of the sudden their channel has a drastic growth in subscribers and views in a short period of time due to a popular video they created.
Person: You watching anyone specific on youtube recently?
Me: Yea! JCBackfire, a revived channel, got popular from his recent video and his videos with his more popular friend!
feeling some type of way
Offended, slighted or bothered.
I don’t know man! Seeing her with that guy had me feeling some type of way
skinflint
An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).
My uncle George will never help anyone out. He’s too much of a skin
Bust Down
A woman who sleeps around usually with guys of the same crew.
April is a bust down because she fucked all the guys at the party.
Bust Down
A woman who sleeps around usually with guys of the same crew.
April is a bust down because she fucked all the guys at the party.
movie theater physics
The science of figuring out the distance between the movie theater screen and speakers to ensure an optimal movie-watching experience.
Mason insisted on going to the theater early and finding the perfect seat; he wanted to show his date how movie t…
tuning
Chatting up in a flirtatious manner to advance towards a sexual or romantic relationship
Me: He cheated on me.
My mate: With who?
Me: I don’t know, he was tuning some random girls on Tinder…
My mate: Looks like a fuckboi, talks like a fuckboi, is a fuckboi.
Imaginary Lat Syndrome
Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn’t the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look “jacked.” In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.
imaginary lat syndrome manlets
Blasting rope
The act of masterbating
Robert: Did you hear Ralph was blasting rope to waluigi hentai?
Roger : Damn, he’s a sick fuck.
listerine challenge
An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine – *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.
This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.
But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.
**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.
See also: cinnamon challenge
Friend 1: “Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?”
Friend 2: “Okay, what do I do?”
Friend 1: “Swish this small cup full of Listerine – Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you’ll get 10$ dollars.”
Friend 2: “Challenge accepted.”
10 seconds later…
Friend 2: “Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!”
listerine challenge
An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine – *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.
This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.
But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.
**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.
See also: cinnamon challenge
Friend 1: “Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?”
Friend 2: “Okay, what do I do?”
Friend 1: “Swish this small cup full of Listerine – Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you’ll get 10$ dollars.”
Friend 2: “Challenge accepted.”
10 seconds later…
Friend 2: “Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!”
Stupid Watergate
1. “…a scandal that we’ve been referring to as ‘Stupid Watergate’, because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid.”
A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series ‘Last Week Tonight’ referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump’s campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.
I can’t believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does ‘House of Cards‘ seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally “Stupid Watergate.”
car to table shoes
Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I’ve got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I’m dressed to impress!
voting virginity
the first time you vote after turning 18.
yeah, i turned 18 las year, so this election i can lose my voting virginity
Negelect
To vote against a candidate.
I’m going to vote to negelect the Republican Presidential candidate.
Negelect
To vote against a candidate.
I’m going to vote to negelect the Republican Presidential candidate.