Don’t Work Like Should
Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.
The light switch would not power the lights. Don’t work like should.
qtna
questions that need answers
why does she tweet people, but not text me back #qtna
why doesnt he change his underwear #qtna
qtna
questions that need answers
why does she tweet people, but not text me back #qtna
why doesnt he change his underwear #qtna
Chevrolegs
The kind of vehicle you own when you can’t afford a car.
Your feet.
Girl: “What kind of car you got?”
Guy: “Chevrolegs.”
Girl: “Loser!”
Chevrolegs
The kind of vehicle you own when you can’t afford a car.
Your feet.
Girl: “What kind of car you got?”
Guy: “Chevrolegs.”
Girl: “Loser!”
lodestar
Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.
"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"
Look what the selfie dragged in!
When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.
Rebecca: “OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!”
Brittney: “Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm’s straight after I posted it…”
Rebecca: “Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!”
bread chasing
Popular slang term used to depict hard work twords a long term goal that results in boost of income a.k.a bread.
Guy 1: where’s Seth? He was supposed to be at the party.
Guy 2: he’s been on that grind, bread chasing with dale
Wheeling
The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more …
home
A place where I can poop for however long I desire.
I had dinner at Taco Bell and then I went home and spent the rest of the night on the crapper.
Business Fabulous
When you dress so fabulous at work that no one is on your level.
“We asked everyone to dress business casual but Hannah dressed business fabulous and we all feel inferior.”
“That golden jumpsuit is straight up business fabulous.”
stop resisting
A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the “Allahu Akbar” chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.
Wife- Please don’t shoot him! He hasn’t taken his meds, but he’s fine. He’s unarmed!
Husband – I’m unarmed! I haven’t done anything wrong!
Police – “Stop Resisting!” *Gunshots*
Wife and children – **Weeping